Heyyy, what’s up? Have you A, B, or C? Maybe D, E, or F? Did you G, H, and I? Or perhaps J, K, and L? Ahh, the last one? I thought so. L it is! Well, my Triaxial Toyboxers, for this weekly mega-cast, we’ll lick and lisp along liquid lines of logic, we’ll limp and lag atop layers of digital celluloid, and we’ll flail and falter upon luscious flows of flesh and lust, lol. Will you last long against the luminous lashes of lightning? Or will you languish and linger into elliptical listlessness? Behold! Lift yourself from your lazy slumber and behold! Another mega-cast shall be unleashed!
Part 1 of 5 > Death Note 3 – The Last Film
Ah, “Death Note”! Where should I begin? Well, it all began when I first watched the 37-episode anime “Death Note” (2006) back in August 2007. I was blown away! Afterwards, I must’ve seen the live-action films “Death Note” (2006) and “Death Note 2 – The Last Name” (2006) between then and this past January. So, most likely, somewhere in 2008. Yeah, sounds about right. Well, I finally found the time to watch the spin-off sequel “L – Change the World” (Death Note 3, 2008) over the weekend! Sadly, this latest chapter of the “Death Note” saga earns a pathetically sub-standard 2 of 5 stars. Speed-review over. Oh well. Sorry, L.
Nevertheless, here are a few cool “L – Change the World” posters and promo images to lick your lack. Why does Korea always seem to have the best posters? Hehe, this is my favorite one.
Here’s another cool Korean poster.
Of course, there’s always the slightly-moronic over-cluttered and over-hyped version.
Ah, elegantly understated. Feel free to enlarge it!
The Good Guys? Eh, the poster isn’t bad. But L isn’t in any of his classic poses!
The Bad Guys? Hmm, does “spoiling” a film count if the film is a lame mediocrity?
The textless version of the poster above.
Another simple textless image of the man in white.
Let the fake captions begin! “Doctor, I’m telling you! L took our Death Porn!”
L: “Death Porn? I have no need for Death Porn.”
L: “Why steal Death Porn when I have my own Death Loli?”
L: “Ahh, Death Tea works quite well with a Death Loli.”
Doctor: “L, are you sure she’s a Death Loli? I’ve never seen one up-close before!”
L: “Remember this. You can’t change the world without a Death Loli.”
Haha, enough about “L – Change the World” or “Death Note 3”. It’s time to roll back the clock to “Death Note 2”. Wait a second. Doesn’t that sound a bit like shifting our “Defense Readiness Condition” from DEFCON 3 to DEFCON 2?
Part 2 of 5 > Death Note 2 – The Last Name
The Last Name! Obviously, before there was the live-action “Death Note 3” (2008) above, there was a live-action “Death Note 2 – The Last Name” (2006). And like I mentioned, I probably watched it in 2008. Since I didn’t necessarily give ratings to live-action shows back then, I don’t remember if I rated it at all. But if I had to give one now, I’d probably give 3-of-5 or 4-of-5 stars. Not bad at all! To celebrate, here are even more posters and promo images!
Here we go again, lol. Why does Korea always seem to have the best posters?
Really? Here seems to be a Japanese wallpaper, lol.
Ahh, a cool version with “L” alone.
Yet another cool version.
A blue-tinged “Light” version with other members of the cast.
A gold-tinged “L” version with members of the cast.
Lastly, an elegant shot of the “Death Note”. Indeed, the pen is mightier than the apple?
Let the fake captions continue! Light: “Misa-chan, will you be my Death Loli?”
Misa-chan: “Definitely! Here’s my Death Porn!”
Light: “I now have all of the Death Porn. Do you Death Gods object?”
Misa-chan: “Sorry L, but I’m Light’s Death Loli, not yours.”
Misa-chan: “Dammit L, I said I’m Light’s Death Loli! Not yours!”
Light: “L, are you sure we can’t share a Death Loli?”
L: “I’m positive, Light. Why bother with Death Porn when I can have my own Death Loli?”
Part 3 of 5 > Death Note 1 – The First Film
The First Film! More obviously, before there was the live-action “Death Note 2” (2006) above, there was a live-action “Death Note 1” (2006). And like I already mentioned, I probably watched it in 2008. Again, I don’t remember if I rated this film, but if I had to now, I’d probably give 3-of-5 or 4-of-5 stars. Again, not bad at all! Once more, here are even more posters and promo images!
Hahaha, once more, Korea seems to have the best posters! Dammit, lol. Why can’t I find these cool Korean posters in Japanese?
Here’s an awesome blue-tinged “L” version! Feel free to enlarge it!
More fake captions! Light the Hobbit: “Whoa, I never thought Death Porn was like this!”
Light the Hobbit: “Ryuk, don’t worry! I can handle this Death Porn. No problem!”
Ryuk: “Are you sure? Death Pornography can be quite… fatal.”
Light the Hobbit: “Wait! What?!? Death Porn will accelerate my age?!?”
L via Internet: “As you can see, only 50 minutes of Death Porn has aged my patient 50 years!”
L: “Yes, my name is L. Short for Little Loli Lover.”
L: “Yes, men. We must find the Death Porn to find the Death Loli. At all costs.”
Part 4 of 5 > Death Note 0 – The Manga & Anime
Ah yes, the manga-based anime! Like I mentioned at the top in “Part 1”, it all began when I first watched the 37-episode anime “Death Note” (2006) back in August 2007. I was totally blown away! In fact, here’s my speed-review from “Blog 103 > From Melancholy Until Death” (13 August 2007).
Death Note (1-37) – Started 08/01/07. Finished 08/12/07. Double-wow! Mesmerizing crime games and aspiring death gods! Mind-blowing and heart-stopping 5 of 5 stars!
To celebrate, here are 38 of the best “Death Note” wallpapers I’ve collected both recently and over the years. Let’s start with “Kira” (Killer).
Followed by the iconic “L”.
Ah, “L” in manga-anime form. Can you detect the faintest hint of the background “L”?
“L” and “Light” against the musical “notes”!
Another cool white wallpaper!
Another shot of the “Death Note” and the apple.
“L” against the blackness.
Another black-and-white wallpaper.
Black-and-white with a sprinkle of blood!
“Light” in white, caught in the “death” tape.
The bright “Light” versus the dark “L”.
The black “L” faces the white “Light”.
Ahh, a nice manga-based piece of art.
Another version of the above.
Misa-chan, Light, and the Gods behind them!
On the last hour of the last day, the Death God said, “Let there be Light!”
Another background interpretation with the same pose.
As the “Light” shone before them, the Death Gods smiled in amusement.
Light: “Give me your Death Porn and you shall be free!”
L: “If I give you my Death Porn, will you give me your Death Loli?”
Another bright “L” beside another “Light” of darkness.
The green-tinged “Light” of greed.
The red-tinged “Light” of blood.
Light: “Thank you for the Death Porn. You shall now be set free!”
Light: “Ha, you shall now be set free of porn!”
Light: “Hahaha, you shall now be set free of horny doves too!”
Light: “Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who’s the horniest bastard of them all?”
Misa-chan: “Umm, am I the horniest bastard?”
Misa-chan: “Butterflies on stones aren’t as lovely as pornography on bones.”
Misa-chan: “Don’t you love Death Porn on dead bones?”
Misa-chan: “Death Porn, Death Porn. Don’t you love pornography on bones?”
The main characters: “All for one. And one for porn!”
Light: “Black Paint, Black Paint, on the wall. Who’s the sexiest bastard of them all?”
Light: “I’m too sexy. I’m too sexy for your crappy manga characters.”
L: “Ahh, like I said, Death Tea works quite well with a Death Loli.”
L: “Especially, a Death Loli in red.”
Light: “Fear me! Fear me and my very long Death Scythe!”
Death Note: “Fucking morons! Why do they keep calling me Death Porn?”
Hahaha, Death Porn, Death Porn, on the shelf! Who’s even hornier than thyself? LOL! You know, it’s so funny reading all of your “Light-versus-L” comments on my recent Blog 208 mega-cast! I’m starting to think that the guys (like A20-man and even myself) tend to cheer “Light”, while the gals (like Kris-chan and Jenn-chan) tend to cheer “L”. Yup, a gender thing? Why is that? Is it the simple difference between those who “coldly” pursue absolute power (like Lelouch in “Code Geass”) and those who “warmly” save the world from them? Hmm, I wonder.
Part 5 of 5 > Death Girls in Sepia – Revisited
Death Note! Death Porn! Death Loli! Speaking of Death Lolis, I couldn’t help being reminded of my ancient anime photoshoot back in November 2007. Yup, my old Blog 119 post, more than 90 posts ago! Here’s what I wrote back then.
Blog 119 > Sepia Death Girls!
November 28th, 2007
Finally! Full photoshoot is finally ready! As I teased in my previous Blog 118 > The Joy of Sepia, this month we welcome my latest “Death Girls” — 1/6-scale “Morte from Noir et Blanc” (Toranoana, June-July 2007) obtained in August 2007, and 1/6-scale “Misa from Death Note” (Jun Planning, June 2007) obtained in September 2007.
For this Canon photoshoot, I ended up with 65 shots, taken with the backdrop of a Japanese cemetery. And for the first time, I experimented with sepia! May not sound like much, but as my brother observed, anime and sepia aren’t usually associated with each other, right? In any case, I really like the Gothic atmosphere created with a simple change in color and contrast. I hope you do too. Enjoy the rest!
So yeah, why not bring back a 10-shot sample of the 65-shot photoshoot? Aww, Misa-chan.
A close-up of the bright-eyed blond-tailed Misa-chan and her Death Porn, lol.
Ahhh, the lovely Morte-chan and her trusty Death Scythe, lol. Feel free to enlarge her!
Umm, another revealing angle of Morte-chan.
An almost-mystical form of lip-pointing, lol.
Whoa, Misa-chan, nice lacy stockings!
Umm, Morte-chan, are you trying to tell me something?
Whoa, Misa-chan, let’s not forget those nice lacy forearm gloves, lol.
“All hope abandon ye who enter here!”
Hmm, the winged darkness has never seemed so bright.
Ahh, hope you enjoyed that 10-shot sample! The full 65-shot photoshoot can be found here. With a simple anime login, of course. But it’s such a coincidence how the sepia randomly reappears immediately after my last mega-cast, lol. Nope, I didn’t plan it this way!
Damn! That was fast! All three “Death Note” live-action films, the “Death Note” anime, as well as a “Death Note” anime figure! Plus an extra “Death Girl”, lol. Gone by in a flash! So, my Tentacled Toyboxers, did our mighty mega-cast flash by like the speed of lucid lightning? Did we lick and lisp along liquid lines of logic? Did we limp and lag atop layers of digital celluloid? Did we flail and falter upon luscious flows of flesh and lust? Haha, okay, maybe not-so-much of that last bit. Thankfully, if you survived this far, you managed to lift yourself from your lazy slumber and last long enough to behold the luminous lashes of unleashed lightning! Thank you. Moreover, let’s thank the glimmering guest-starring gals who graced our mega-cast! Thank you, Misa-chan, Morte-chan and any other Death Lolis I might’ve missed along the way, lol. Who’s the horniest Death Loli of them all?
Till next broadcast. Peace. Out.
Doctor: “L, are you sure she’s a Death Loli? I’ve never seen one up-close before!”