{"id":525,"date":"2008-08-24T01:06:38","date_gmt":"2008-08-24T09:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/?p=525"},"modified":"2008-08-24T01:06:38","modified_gmt":"2008-08-24T09:06:38","slug":"blog-155-holy-crap-i-got-carded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2008\/08\/24\/blog-155-holy-crap-i-got-carded\/","title":{"rendered":"Blog 155 > Holy Crap, I Got Carded!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Hey, holy crap, listen to this! This afternoon, Saturday (23 Aug 2008), I went grocery shopping like I always do. Got my food, got my drinks, even picked up another bottle of white zinfandel to help me sleep at night (NaTasha’s suggestion, lol). Just so u know, I’ve never been a regular drinker, and when I was younger and heavier, I looked much older, so ID-checking has very rarely come up. <\/p>\n

But when that bottle of wine reached the checkout lady (she was cute for someone who looked to be in her 40s, possibly 50s, but definitely not absent-minded or elderly), do you know what she did? She carded me! Hahaha, yup, she actually asked for my ID! And for the reasons above, I think this was the second time I’ve ever been carded in my life! ^_^<\/p>\n

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At first, I didn’t know what she said. But when I realized what she wanted, I was flabbergasted, thinking “What?” and fumbling with my wallet. After checking my license, she smiled and said “Thanks! You don’t look in your 30s!”<\/em> I said, “I know, I get that a lot! But even if I don’t look in my 30s, I still don’t look in my 20s?”<\/em> She shook her head. Then I fumbled again; instead of asking “How old do I look?” I asked “How old should I be?”<\/em> Obviously referring to the law, she said “You have to be 21.”<\/em> But either way, I was dumbfounded. Hey Danny, I guess my raw Pop Tarts diet is the “fountain of youth” after all? Holy crap, lol.<\/p>\n

So to commemorate this wondrous occasion, an impromptu outdoor photoshoot mere minutes after grocery shopping. Hehe, yup, the exact outfit~ blue jeans, sunglasses, and “Girls in Prison” t-shirt, lol. With a couple of guest appearances by Guiness below, hahaha. ^_^<\/p>\n

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Freezing Time | Click to enlarge Hey, holy crap, listen to this! This afternoon, Saturday (23 Aug 2008), I went grocery shopping like I always do. Got my food, got my drinks, even picked up another bottle of white zinfandel to help me sleep at night (NaTasha’s suggestion, lol). Just so u know, I’ve never … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0},"categories":[66,59],"tags":[122,119,123,124,121,120],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7rIwb-8t","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2646,"url":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/05\/04\/blog-200-tasty-tales-from-the-toybox\/","url_meta":{"origin":525,"position":0},"title":"Blog 200 > Tasty Tales from the Toybox","author":"xjaymanx","date":"May 4, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Danni Cole | Fake Message But Genuine Number, LOL | Enlarge Awww, Danni, thanx! How have you been? Oops, wait. Oh no, a new fabricated message! Damn, lol. 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