{"id":4120,"date":"2009-08-10T22:07:54","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T06:07:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/?p=4120"},"modified":"2015-09-20T21:15:00","modified_gmt":"2015-09-21T05:15:00","slug":"blog-214-traps-treks-to-new-worlds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/08\/10\/blog-214-traps-treks-to-new-worlds\/","title":{"rendered":"Blog 214 > Traps &#038; Treks to New Worlds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0003_2300.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0003_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" title=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Maria+Holic (2009) | Enlarge 2300px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Traps! Treks! Seks! Oops, I meant sex. But you get the idea, lol. Welcome, my Trapped Toyboxers, to a strange new mega-cast of unleashed-and-untamed lady bloggers, deviously lady-like high-school boys, perfectly-convincing adult-rated lady-boys, fantastically-futuristic interstellar trekkers, and frighteningly-fantastic warp-speed starships! Will I answer last week&#8217;s &#8220;Question of the Week&#8221;? Maybe. Maybe not, lol. In any case, let&#8217;s push gender prejudices aside, launch another pride-less ride, and slide to Warp Factor Nine. Engage! <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h2>Part 1 of 5 > Girls Just Wanna Have Fun<\/h2>\n<p>Sexy. Who&#8217;s sexy? Well, apparently, I am, lol. What? Wait-wait-wait, really? But first, before we dive deeper into this theory, let&#8217;s rewind back a few months to May-June 2009. Specifically, let\u2019s revisit &#8220;One N Only&#8221; Jem-chan\u2019s post \u201c<a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/oneandonlyjem.com\/2009\/05\/22\/forgotten-hauls-3-and-4-part-2\/\">Forgotten Hauls #3 and #4 [Part 2]<\/a>\u201d (22 May 2009). Feel free to enlarge the screen capture.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_feature_one_n_only_jem_0001_1100.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_feature_one_n_only_jem_0001_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"One N Only Jem\" title=\"One N Only Jem\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>22 May | One N Only Jem \u2013 Forgotten Hauls #3 and #4 [Part 2] | Enlarge 1100px <\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Now, if we scroll down to the bottom of the May post, we&#8217;ll see some fascinating June comments and replies. <\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_feature_one_n_only_jem_0002_1100.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_feature_one_n_only_jem_0002_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"One N Only Jem\" title=\"One N Only Jem\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>22 May | One N Only Jem \u2013 Forgotten Hauls #3 and #4 [Part 2] | Enlarge 1100px <\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the text reprinted below.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>xJAYMANx @ Jem-chan:<\/b> Awww. This is only a guess based on my limited experience. But my guess is that your brand of crude vocalization, stubborn intimidation and paranoid cynicism is flashier and more fiery than most. Like a hypnotizing display of blinding fireworks at night, oooh, aaah. Of course, it doesn\u2019t hurt to couple such display with physically appealing features in the eyes of men (see Dogs) either, haha\u2026 In those cases, my strategy would be to not get blinded by her light or burned by her fire. To keep a cool head. To keep a sharp ear. But also to challenge her in return. Ah, the play of the Devil\u2019s Advocate. Because when executed cleverly, a challenge can be quite fun. ^o^<\/p>\n<p><b>Jem @ Jay:<\/b> Sexy is all I have to say.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yup, &#8220;sexy&#8221;. If I interpret this accurately, I&#8217;d say that Jem-chan called my strategy &#8220;sexy&#8221;, lol. In fact, I think this was the first example in recent memory, to catch a lady blogger referring to me or my methods as &#8220;sexy&#8221;! But it gets better, lol. <\/p>\n<p>Next, let\u2019s fast-forward to August 2009, and visit Angry Mimi-chan\u2019s post \u201c<a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.angrymimi.com\/2009\/08\/hosting-a-foreign-exchange-student\/\">Hosting a Foreign Exchange Student<\/a>\u201d (05 Aug 2009). Feel free to enlarge the screen capture.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_feature_angry_mimi_0001_1100.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_feature_angry_mimi_0001_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Angry Mimi\" title=\"Angry Mimi\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>05 Aug | Angry Mimi \u2013 Hosting a Foreign Exchange Student | Enlarge 1100px <\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Again, if we scroll down the post, we&#8217;ll find a most-revealing comment! <\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_feature_angry_mimi_0002b_1100.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_feature_angry_mimi_0002b_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Angry Mimi\" title=\"Angry Mimi\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>05 Aug | Angry Mimi \u2013 Hosting a Foreign Exchange Student | Enlarge 1100px <\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.angrymimi.com\/2009\/08\/hosting-a-foreign-exchange-student\/#comment-6416\">text<\/a> reprinted below.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>Lovely Duckie @ Angry Mimi:<\/b> I don\u2019t think it\u2019s a big deal to post pics of yourself on your blog\u2026hell look at Jayman! I think his face has been burned into my memory forever! Although if I were as sexy as Jay\u2026there would be no stopping me from averaging 3 pictures of myself per post either. I would know that it was my DUTY to share such a visage!<\/p>\n<p>Basically females just can\u2019t win when it comes to pictures of themselves on their blog. Your dammned if you do, and damned if you don\u2019t. If a girl doesn\u2019t post any pics SOME people try to suggest it\u2019s cause she is butt ugly. If she does, she is just trying to get attention and shallow compliments. I don\u2019t bother defending myself to either type because those people are hopelessly idiotic.<\/p>\n<p>When I used to play World of Warcraft (WoW) certain members of the guild would constantly ask for pics to have a face to go with my voice but I always declined those requests. WoW was not a friendly world for females at the end game stage of things. I wouldn\u2019t hide that I was female but I didn\u2019t over emphasize it either because losers liked to assume I was the \u201ctoken female\u201d and didn\u2019t deserve to raid and get the gear I got. Even though I don\u2019t care what they think it\u2019s hard to deal with their scathing remarks that can land at any time during the 5-6 hours a day thath I\u2019d do instances with them.<\/p>\n<p><b>xJAYMANx @ Duckie-chan:<\/b> Awww, wow, Duckie-chan. I\u2019m speechless! But I think I just found something new for my next mega-cast, lol.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yup, that&#8217;s right! This time, <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lovelyduckie.com\">Duckie-chan<\/a> described me as &#8220;sexy&#8221;. Haha, I&#8217;m almost speechless. Almost. Oddly, this might actually support my next point. Which point is that? Well, it might indirectly explain the &#8220;longevity&#8221; of my blog.<\/p>\n<p>Consequently, let\u2019s visit Angry Mimi-chan\u2019s post \u201c<a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.angrymimi.com\/2009\/08\/misunderstood\/\">Misunderstood?<\/a>\u201d (06 Aug 2009). Feel free to enlarge the screen capture.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_feature_angry_mimi_0003_1100.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_feature_angry_mimi_0003_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Angry Mimi\" title=\"Angry Mimi\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>06 Aug | Angry Mimi \u2013 Misunderstood? | Enlarge 1100px <\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Once more, if we scroll down the post, we&#8217;ll find my answer to Mimi-chan&#8217;s question.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_feature_angry_mimi_0004_1100.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_feature_angry_mimi_0004_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Angry Mimi\" title=\"Angry Mimi\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>06 Aug | Angry Mimi \u2013 Misunderstood? | Enlarge 1100px <\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the text reprinted below.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>Angry Mimi @ xJAYMANx:<\/b> How did you do it Jayyyyyyy your blog living for so long i mean ^^<\/p>\n<p><b>xJAYMANx @ Mimi-chan:<\/b> Awww, lol, I won&#8217;t bore you with my epic &#8220;Blog 200&#8221;, so I&#8217;ll repost something I told Otaku Dan back in April:<\/p>\n<p><i>Ultimately, I think I came to the decision to go on, not only for myself, the love of writing or the love of anime, but also for others in the community who love anime too. Maybe not a million or even 100 others, but for those few who\u2019ve become familiar names or faces. Like u or Blowfish or Panther or Mimi-chan. Those who make me think or laugh or yell \u201cWTF?\u201d, lol. Not only on my blog, but on theirs as well&#8230; I think that\u2019s the best form of self-promotion of all.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>P.S. But especially for the lady bloggers. That&#8217;s no secret, lol. They represent about 50% of the comments I get!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yup, like I said, &#8220;for the lady bloggers&#8221;! To be clear, as I write this mega-cast, if we total up the number of comments from &#8220;Blog 200&#8221; through &#8220;Blog 213&#8221;, the Toybox has collected 507 comments. Subtracting my own 180 comments, this leaves 327. Of these 327 comments, 170 were written by lady bloggers. Which yields a stunning 170\/327 or 52% of the comments represented by the ladies. Stunning!<\/p>\n<p>Switching gears, if we scroll up the same post, we&#8217;ll find one of the ladies, <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lovelyduckie.com\">Duckie-chan<\/a> again, poking at me, lol.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_feature_angry_mimi_0005_1100.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_feature_angry_mimi_0005_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Angry Mimi\" title=\"Angry Mimi\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>06 Aug | Angry Mimi \u2013 Misunderstood? | Enlarge 1100px <\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.angrymimi.com\/2009\/08\/misunderstood\/#comment-6462\">text<\/a> reprinted below.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>xJAYMANx @ Mimi-chan:<\/b> {Raised eyebrow} Hmmm, I have a sneaking suspicion that Duckie-chan found you through my last few mega-casts, lol. Right, Duckie-chan? >_<;\n\n\n\n<p><b>Lovely Duckie @ xJAYMANx:<\/b> Jay\u2026butt OUT we\u2019re having girl talk! J\/K ya I found her through your blog, you mentioned Mimi so often and other females into the same stuff as I am intrigue me so I had to pop by (pokes Mimi like someone observing a rare specimen).\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Heyyy, one moment, Duckie-chan theorizes I&#8217;m &#8220;sexy&#8221;, then the next moment, she kiddingly commands me to &#8220;butt out&#8221;? Haha, I&#8217;m just teasing you, Duckie-chan. It&#8217;s still flattering to see one cute girl talking to another cute girl about me behind my back. Especially if it&#8217;s positive, lol. Doesn&#8217;t happen every day!<\/p>\n<p>Switching gears yet again, here&#8217;s a Gmail conversation (spanning 06-07 Aug 2009) with yet another lady blogger, <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/girlg33k.blogspot.com\">Kris-chan<\/a>, discussing the possible titles for her new weekly otaku column! Pretty cool!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>Kris @ xJAYMANx:<\/b> Hey!  I&#8217;m going to be writing a weekly otaku oriented (meaning manga, anime, video games, news, industry, whatever) column for a website, and I&#8217;m trying to come up with a snazzy title.  All I&#8217;ve got so far is &#8220;Otaku Corner,&#8221; which is kind of cheesy and cliche, I think.  I&#8217;m looking for something nerdy and obscure.  I was wondering if you had any ideas?  I think I am going to dig into my anime, looking at episode titles, and try and find something there (and I just did inventory today; with about 35 different series that I own, not including what I d\/led and burned onto DVD, surely I can find something) .  I thought about Toys in the Attic, which is a Cowboy Bebop reference (which itself I think might have been a reference to an Aerosmith album), but I decided that would be better for something centered on figures (it was also the name of a local, short-lived anime store).  But that&#8217;s the sort of thing I&#8217;m looking for.<\/p>\n<p>Please send me any ideas you might have!  The more choices I have, the better.<\/p>\n<p><b>xJAYMANx @ Kris-chan:<\/b> Hey congrats! Hmmm, Otaku Corner already exists plenty on the net&#8230; So why not go Japanese?<\/p>\n<p>> The Bento Bako (The Lunch Box) or combine the Jap+Eng = The Bento Box, etc.<br \/>\n> The Himitsu Bako (The Secret Puzzle Box)<br \/>\n> Or other combinations, etc&#8230;<br \/>\n> I think Gangu Bako would be &#8220;Toy Box&#8221;, haha.<\/p>\n<p>You get the idea, lol&#8230; Hey, besides these ideas, I could also ask the question in my next mega-cast (Mon-Tues). When did you need your title?<\/p>\n<p><b>Kris @ xJAYMANx:<\/b> Um, I think I have two weeks. What about&#8230;. Sakigake! Otaku! (As in, Sakigake! Cromartie High School) Which I think is, Charge! Otaku! I kind of like the word\/phrase &#8220;Sakigake.&#8221; But maybe I&#8217;m not using it correctly? I really have noooo idea, lol. But you&#8217;re right that something like &#8220;Otaku Corner&#8221; is overused, so I don&#8217;t want to use that. But I did like your idea of putting Japanese into it, I just don&#8217;t know much Japanese. How would you translate: Weekly Engagement, Your Weekly Recommendation&#8230;. Weekly Lunch Box might work. [weekly] Bento Bako.  I kind of like that, but how would &#8220;weekly&#8221; translate?  Or should I just leave it in English?<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t mind putting it into your post, I certainly don&#8217;t mind you doing so! I didn&#8217;t realize this would be so complicated.  : )<\/p>\n<p><b>xJAYMANx @ Kris-chan:<\/b> Hey, Kris-chan! Interesting&#8230; &#8220;Sakigake!&#8221; is kinda cool too. Let&#8217;s see, looks like &#8220;Isshukan&#8221; means one week, this week, the week&#8230; So &#8220;Bento Bako no Isshukan&#8221; might read &#8220;Weekly lunch box&#8221;, &#8220;Lunch box of the week&#8221; or &#8220;A week of the lunch box&#8221;, lol. Or maybe remove &#8220;bento&#8221; or &#8220;bako&#8221;? Either way, gets the idea across I think. I mean, is this supposed to be grammatically perfect? Then again, the sounds of &#8220;k&#8221; in &#8220;Bento Bako Weekly&#8221; might work too.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, &#8220;Sakigake! Bento Bako Otaku!&#8221; has an insane ring to it.<\/p>\n<p><b>Kris @ xJAYMANx:<\/b> Bento Bako Weekly sounds good!  Or would it be Weekly Bento Bako? Does the placement matter? As for it&#8217;s grammatical accuracy&#8230;enough that I don&#8217;t look silly for using it. : ) It&#8217;s why I was a little hesitant to use Japanese terms, because I know people will tear you apart if you get it wrong. I think Sakigake! Bento Bako Otaku! might be a bit of a mouthful, lol. But if I called it &#8220;Weekly Lunch Box,&#8221; then I could start off posts with something like &#8220;It&#8217;s time for you weekly lunch box!&#8221; Or &#8220;Let&#8217;s open the bento bako!&#8221;  Of course, these bento boxes would contain anime and manga, not rice and omelets.<\/p>\n<p>I kind of like that. What do you think?  Er, well, it was YOUR idea, lol, so I assume you liked it enough to suggest it.<\/p>\n<p><b>xJAYMANx @ Kris-chan:<\/b> Let&#8217;s go with Bento Bako Weekly, simply because TONS of boring titles start with &#8220;Weekly&#8221;. Instead, starting with &#8220;Bento Bako&#8221; seems more eye-grabbing. Doesn&#8217;t it? Exactly! A lunch box of anime and manga to satisfy your otaku palate!<\/p>\n<p>You sure you don&#8217;t want &#8220;Otaku Corner&#8221; back? Hahaha.<\/p>\n<p><b>Kris @ xJAYMANx:<\/b> Bento Bako Weekly it is, then!  Thank you so much for you help! I think that&#8217;s going to be perfect. I&#8217;ll make sure to credit you for the idea when things get going. Now to ask some graphic designer friends to create a banner for me. : ) It&#8217;s nice to know creative people when one is not a creative person in the slightest.<\/p>\n<p>Now I need to finish writing next week&#8217;s blog post. Live action movies, ahoy! Triple feature!<\/p>\n<p><b>xJAYMANx @ Kris-chan:<\/b> Haha, you&#8217;re welcome! I hardly did anything, but feel free to exaggerate my role, lol. Looks like I might have something bento-related for my next mega-cast!<\/p>\n<p>Good luck with the banner! Heyyy, live-action FTW!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Congratulations once again, <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/girlg33k.blogspot.com\">Kris-chan<\/a>! Good luck with your &#8220;Bento Bako Weekly&#8221;! I know it won&#8217;t be easy, because I used to write less-than-weekly articles for a &#8220;Las Vegas Otaku&#8221; webzine a few years back. Tougher than it sounds! So good luck! Gambatte!<\/p>\n<p>So, my Tumbling Toyboxers, what have we learned? Well, this is only a theory, but looking back at the various comments and conversations above, if a few fun-loving lady bloggers somehow find you physically or intellectually or socially attractive or even &#8220;sexy&#8221;, and you reciprocate with an equal measure of intelligence, confidence, humor and a bit of respectful flirting, then it can&#8217;t hurt your blog&#8217;s appeal, lol. In fact, it might help it. Of course, this is only a theory. Two cents, please?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Part 2 of 5 > Strange New Traps<\/h2>\n<p>What? You don&#8217;t have two cents to spare? Ahh, I understand, gotta save up for anime figures, right? Especially, in this penny-pinching global economy. Hehe, in any case, let&#8217;s leap over some tall building from fun-loving lady bloggers to some cruel-minded gender-confusing traps!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.animenewsnetwork.com\/encyclopedia\/anime.php?id=10200\">Maria+Holic (2009) [31].<\/a> Well, a couple of weeks ago, on 26 July, I completed my 31st anime title-or-season of the year. Original short season with 12 episodes. Yup, I finally finished it! And I gotta admit, it&#8217;s hilarious! While not as mind-alteringly or mind-frakkingly uproarious as the heavily-referenced &#8220;Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei&#8221; (lol), it definitely holds its own weight in blood, lol. Also, while it didn&#8217;t tug my emotional strings too tightly, it finally tugged my psychological cocktail with its introduction of the over-analytical despair-torn priest! LOL, classic! Now if we could toss that Father Toichiro and Zetsubou-sensei into the same series, that&#8217;d be gut-wrenching, hahaha. So, in the end, not quite the maximum 4 stars for a short-season. Instead, a blood-spewingly short-but-solid 3 of 5 stars!<\/p>\n<p>To celebrate, ranging from 1440px-to-5400px resolution, here are 11 scans, vectors, wallpapers and other images to tickle your &#8220;Maria+Holic&#8221; gender confusion. More of our inevitably fake captions, please?<\/p>\n<p>Mariya-chan {in blue, in thought}: &#8220;Damn, these outfits really pinch my p@#%$.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0001_5400.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0001_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" title=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Maria+Holic (2009) | Enlarge 5400px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Mariya-chan {in white}: &#8220;Hey sis, ever seen my p@#%$ up close?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0002_2500.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0002_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" title=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Maria+Holic (2009) | Enlarge 2500px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Mariya-chan {in red}: &#8220;Hehehe, what? Blue? Wench, I never ordered you to wear blue today, did I?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0003_2300.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0003_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" title=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Maria+Holic (2009) | Enlarge 2300px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Mariya-chan {in red}: &#8220;Wench, this blue doesn&#8217;t even match that cheap bra!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0004_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0004_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" title=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Maria+Holic (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Mariya-chan: &#8220;What the f@#%? Wench, this cheap bra doesn&#8217;t even match your dumbass face!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0005_1680.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0005_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" title=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Maria+Holic (2009) | Enlarge 1680px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Matsurika-chan: &#8220;Mariya-sama, never ever, ever, ever, do that again. Understood?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0006_5300.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0006_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" title=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Maria+Holic (2009) | Enlarge 5300px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Mariya-chan: &#8220;A-ha, let&#8217;s go. It&#8217;s time to confuse Father Toichiro again!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0007_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0007_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" title=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Maria+Holic (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Mariya-chan: &#8220;Tee-hee, Father Toichiro, can you help me find my lost panties?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0008_1440.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0008_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" title=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Maria+Holic (2009) | Enlarge 1440px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Mariya-chan: &#8220;A-ha, Father Toichiro, why are you blushing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0009_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0009_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" title=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Maria+Holic (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Mariya-chan: &#8220;Oh no, Father Toichiro, do you think these panties fit me okay?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0010_2500.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0010_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" title=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Maria+Holic (2009) | Enlarge 2500px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Mariya-chan {in thought}: &#8220;F@#% you, Father Toichiro, you perverted bastard! Suck my p@#%$!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0011_3500.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0011_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" title=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Maria+Holic (2009) | Enlarge 3500px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Well-well, my Tickled Toyboxers, whattaya think? Since <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/girlg33k.blogspot.com\">Kris-chan<\/a> doesn&#8217;t think it&#8217;s a real spoiler since we all pretty much know the premise of the series, we should all know that Mariya-chan is *simply* a transvestite. Now, I say *simply* because he clearly retains the body of a boy, without any physical breast enhancements or hormonal treatments. He&#8217;s simply wearing female clothing and female hairstyles, nothing more that we know of.<\/p>\n<p>The reason I&#8217;m clarifying this is because according to Wikipedia, a gender &#8220;trap&#8221; is the following.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Trap\">Trap<\/a> is a slang term for a male to female pre-op <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Transsexuals\">transsexual<\/a>, specifically one with female secondary sex characteristics but retaining a penis.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Which is clearly beyond a simple transvestite. Therefore, according to this definition, Mariya-chan is not a &#8220;trap&#8221;. Perhaps the definition of &#8220;trap&#8221; is inaccurate? Shouldn&#8217;t it include non-transsexual transvestites as well? Meanwhile, beyond transvestites, there are also the terms &#8220;newhalf&#8221; (female-bodied transsexuals with only male genitals) and &#8220;futanari&#8221; (actual hermaphrodites) as follows. Haha, thanx, <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/booksanime.today.com\/\">Jenn-chan<\/a> for bringing the &#8220;futa&#8221; slang to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/07\/28\/blog-212-clubbers-sisters-butlers\/#comment-2611\">my attention<\/a> (in Blog 212), lol.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Futanari\">Futanari<\/a>, along with &#8220;newhalf&#8221;, are more polite terms having come into recent use, with futanari tending to refer specifically to actual hermaphrodites and &#8220;newhalf&#8221; tending to refer specifically to characters with female bodies but only male genitals.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Once again, isn&#8217;t the definition of &#8220;trap&#8221; too restrictive? Not only should it include non-transsexual transvestites, but shouldn&#8217;t it also include hermaphrodites? So to summarize, (1) a male &#8220;transvestite&#8221; simply wears the clothes and hairstyles of women, (2) a &#8220;newhalf&#8221; refers to male-to-female pre-op transsexuals with female bodies but retaining a penis, while (3) a &#8220;futanari&#8221; refers to hermaphrodites. In effect, *all* three cases may look like stunningly feminine &#8220;traps&#8221;. If we expand the definition of &#8220;trap&#8221;, that is.<\/p>\n<p>My recommendation: Since Mariya-chan is already stunning as a girl, he-she should aim higher, towards &#8220;newhalf&#8221; and beyond, lol.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Part 3 of 5 > Strange New Halves<\/h2>\n<p>Speaking of the term &#8220;newhalf&#8221;, do you remember my &#8220;Question of the Week&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/08\/03\/blog-213-guys-gals-gravure-ganguro\/\">last week<\/a>? The question was: <i>What type of Asian porn girl do you like?<\/i> Did you like: &#8220;Starlet A&#8221;, the quiet-yet-sharp sophisticated type? &#8220;Starlet B&#8221;, the wilder-and-crazier <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ganguro\">ganguro<\/a>-bleached type? Or &#8220;Starlet C&#8221;, the cute-and-bubbly girl-next-door type?<\/p>\n<p>For one last time, here&#8217;s an example of the &#8220;Starlet A&#8221; type.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0213_asian_porn_starlet_a_0002_1100.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0213_asian_porn_starlet_a_0002_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Asian Porn Starlet?\" title=\"Asian Porn Starlet?\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Starlet A | What Type of Porn Girl Do You Like? | Enlarge 1100px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Next, here&#8217;s an example of the &#8220;Starlet B&#8221; type.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0213_asian_porn_starlet_b_0002_1100.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0213_asian_porn_starlet_b_0002_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Asian Porn Starlet?\" title=\"Asian Porn Starlet?\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Starlet B | What Type of Porn Girl Do You Like? | Enlarge 1100px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Finally, here&#8217;s an example of the &#8220;Starlet C&#8221; type.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0213_asian_porn_starlet_c_0001_1200.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0213_asian_porn_starlet_c_0001_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Asian Porn Starlet?\" title=\"Asian Porn Starlet?\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Starlet C | What Type of Porn Girl Do You Like? | Enlarge 1200px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Well, according to the hesitant replies, including my own comments, it looks like &#8220;Starlet C&#8221; is the winner! The cute-and-bubbly girl-next-door type!<\/p>\n<p>If you also remember, I hinted at a &#8220;hidden test within the test&#8221;. I also added: <i>&#8220;So if you know what it is, don&#8217;t reveal it. Or you shall be banned! Okay, maybe not banned, but we&#8217;ll see.&#8221;<\/i> Sorry, I guess Blur-man shall be banned! Okay-okay, maybe not. But he was the closest one to reveal the hidden test. <\/p>\n<p>So what exactly was the hidden test? Basically, to see if you could tell that *all* three porn starlets are actually male-to-female pre-op transsexuals. Yup, &#8220;<a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Shemale\">shemales<\/a>&#8220;. Or more politely, &#8220;new halves&#8221;. That&#8217;s right! Hard to believe? I mean, if you&#8217;re perversely curious, here are a few hardcore XXX links, haha. Danger! Danger! NSFW!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>Starlet A<\/b> &#8211; Megan, also known as Moo.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/perfectladyboys.info\/megan\/index.htm\">Perfect Ladyboys 1<\/a>\n<li><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/fhg.perfectladyboys.com\/50009\/index50009dpurple.html?nats=NTU1Nzo1Ojcw,0,0,0,\">Perfect Ladyboys 2<\/a>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Starlet B<\/b> &#8211; Marin, 19-year-old from Osaka, Japan.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/galleries.grooby.com\/nats\/smj\/Marin4\/?nats=\">Grooby Galleries<\/a>\n<li><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.shemalejapanblog.com\/tag\/new-half\">Shemale Japan Blog<\/a>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Starlet C<\/b> &#8211; Hime Tsukino, 24-year-old from Osaka, Japan. Born March 25, 1985 (another Piscean!) and one of the biggest newhalf superstars in the adult-video industry in Tokyo.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hime_Tsukino\">Wikipedia<\/a> (Safe, lol)\n<li><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/galleries.grooby.com\/nats\/smj\/hime\/?nats=ODE4OjI6MTM\">Grooby Galleries<\/a>\n<li><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.grooby.com\/blog\/grooby-sites\/shemale-japan\/beautiful-princess-newhalf-hime-tsukino.html\">Grooby Blog<\/a>\n<li><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.shemalejapanblog.com\/announcements\/hime-tsukino-returns-to-shemale-japan-in-a-steamy-hardcore.html\">Shemale Japan Blog<\/a>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>To celebrate our &#8220;Starlet C&#8221; winner, the cute-and-bubbly girl-next-door-type Hime Tsukino, here&#8217;s a set of 14 &#8220;safe&#8221; photos from Shemale Japan, lol. Feel free to enlarge the shots!<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0001_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0001_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" title=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0002_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0002_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" title=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0003_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0003_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" title=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0004_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0004_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" title=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0005_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0005_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" title=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0006_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0006_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" title=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0007_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0007_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" title=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0008_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0008_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" title=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0009_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0009_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" title=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0010_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0010_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" title=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0011_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0011_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" title=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0012_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0012_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" title=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0013_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0013_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" title=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0014_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_shemale_japan_hime_tsukino_0014_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" title=\"Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Hime Tsukino (Shemale Japan, 2008-2009) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Damn. Double damn. Triple damn. I don&#8217;t know about you, but if Mariya-chan from &#8220;Maria+Holic&#8221; can be defined as a gender &#8220;trap&#8221; in the anime world, then Hime-chan definitely qualifies as a &#8220;trap&#8221; in the real world. With boldly flying colors, lol. I mean, doesn&#8217;t she? Seriously, whether you&#8217;re a hetero guy or girl, would you mind falling into her trap? Not even for a split-second? Hahaha.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Part 4 of 5 > Strange New Worlds<\/h2>\n<p>Wow, that was wild! Now, leaping from strange new halves, let&#8217;s warp towards strange new worlds! About three weeks ago (yeah, it&#8217;s been a while), on 21 July 2009, I finally watched the re-imagined &#8220;Star Trek&#8221; (2009) film. And as a fan who&#8217;s already watched every &#8220;Star Trek&#8221; television episode, with the exception of the last &#8220;Enterprise&#8221; series, and almost all of the &#8220;Star Trek&#8221; films, I gotta say, this 2009 film is amazing! The most perfect &#8220;Star Trek&#8221; film to match the current 21st-century movie-making styles. Simply put, my speed-review is 5 of 5 stars!<\/p>\n<p>To celebrate the interstellar achievement, here are 37 of the nicest 1900px-resolution &#8220;Star Trek&#8221; wallpapers I could find! No fake captions necessary, lol.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0001_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0001_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0002_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0002_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0003_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0003_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0004_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0004_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0005_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0005_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0006_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0006_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0007_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0007_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0008_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0008_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0009_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0009_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0010_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0010_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0011_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0011_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0101_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0101_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0102_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0102_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0103_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0103_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0104_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0104_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0105_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0105_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0106_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0106_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0107_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0107_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0108_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0108_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0109_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0109_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0110_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0110_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0111_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0111_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0112_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0112_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0113_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0113_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0114_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0114_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0115_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0115_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0116_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0116_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0117_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0117_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0118_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0118_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0119_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0119_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0120_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0120_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0121_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0121_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0122_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0122_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0123_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0123_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0124_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0124_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0125_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0125_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0126_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0126_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Damn, that was fast! If you haven&#8217;t seen the film yet, watch it now, lol. Sadly, my copy of the file was a bootlegged recording. Impressive but still bootlegged. So whenever I finally grab a high-definition version, in DVD, Blu-ray or video-file format, I get the distinct feeling that I&#8217;ll be totally blown away!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Part 5 of 5 > Strange New Ships<\/h2>\n<p>Finally, while we&#8217;re trekking towards strange new worlds, let&#8217;s gaze at some strange new ships! Okay, well, maybe not so strange. But definitely some of the most breath-taking fan-made computer-generated masterpieces by German CG-Artist Tobias Richter. Before the recent &#8220;Star Trek&#8221; (2009) film was even released! For more on Tobias, check out these links.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>Tobias Richter<\/b> &#8211; German CG-Artist.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/trekmovie.com\/2009\/02\/23\/first-look-at-tobias-richters-uss-enterprise-wallpapers\/\">TrekMovie &#8211; 23 Feb 2009<\/a>\n<li><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/trekmovie.com\/2008\/12\/27\/check-out-these-fan-made-high-resolution-uss-kelvin-images\/\">TrekMovie &#8211; 27 Dec 2008<\/a>\n<li><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/sfminformant.blogspot.com\/2008\/12\/model-release-uss-kelvin-saladin-from.html\">The Informant &#8211; 31 Dec 2008<\/a>\n<li><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thelightworks.com\">The Light Works<\/a>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>To celebrate these computer-generated masterpieces, here are 19 of the slickest 1900px-resolution &#8220;starship&#8221; wallpapers I could collect! Once again, no fake captions necessary, lol.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0201_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0201_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0202_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0202_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0203_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0203_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0204_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0204_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0205_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0205_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0206_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0206_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0207_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0207_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0208_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0208_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0209_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0209_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0210_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0210_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0211_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0211_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0212_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0212_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0213_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0213_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0214_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0214_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0215_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0215_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0216_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0216_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0217_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0217_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0218_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0218_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0219_1900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0214_star_trek_2009_0219_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Star Trek (2009)\" title=\"Star Trek (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Star Trek (2009) | Enlarge 1900px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Wow. Double wow. Triple wow. Simply. Breathtaking. Almost makes you forget about transvestites and transsexuals, doesn&#8217;t it? Okay, almost, lol.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Traps! Treks! Strange new sexes! Did you get the idea? Get the point? I hope not, lol. Nevertheless, did our strange new mega-cast reveal a strange new world of unleashed-and-untamed lady bloggers? Deviously lady-like high-school boys? Perfectly-convincing adult-rated lady-boys? Fantastically-futuristic interstellar trekkers? And frighteningly-fantastic warp-speed starships? I hope so! Plus, I think I answered last week&#8217;s &#8220;Question of the Week&#8221;, didn&#8217;t I? If not, I&#8217;m sure we pushed gender prejudices aside, launched another pride-less ride, and slid to Warp Factor Nine! Thank you, my Transparent Toyboxers. Let&#8217;s not forget to thank the glittering guest-starring gals who graced our mega-cast. Thank you, Jem-chan, Mimi-chan, Duckie-chan, Kris-chan, Jenn-chan, Mariya-chan, Matsurika-chan, Megan-chan, Marin-chan, and Hime-chan! <\/p>\n<p><i>So what exactly was the hidden test?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Till next broadcast. Peace. Out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Final Flashback<\/h2>\n<p>Mariya-chan {in thought}: &#8220;F@#% you, Father Toichiro, you perverted bastard! Suck my p@#%$!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0011_3500.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_maria_holic_mariya_shidou_0011_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" title=\"Maria+Holic (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Maria+Holic (2009) | Enlarge 3500px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maria+Holic (2009) | Enlarge 2300px Traps! Treks! Seks! Oops, I meant sex. But you get the idea, lol. Welcome, my Trapped Toyboxers, to a strange new mega-cast of unleashed-and-untamed lady bloggers, deviously lady-like high-school boys, perfectly-convincing adult-rated lady-boys, fantastically-futuristic interstellar trekkers, and frighteningly-fantastic warp-speed starships! Will I answer last week&#8217;s &#8220;Question of the Week&#8221;? Maybe. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/08\/10\/blog-214-traps-treks-to-new-worlds\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0},"categories":[218,58,282,280,281,278,235,279,68,317],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7rIwb-14s","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1274,"url":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/01\/25\/blog-186-sevens-heavens-harems\/","url_meta":{"origin":4120,"position":0},"title":"Blog 186 > Sevens, Heavens &#038; Harems","author":"xjaymanx","date":"January 25, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Maria Ozawa | Fake Message But Genuine Number, LOL | Enlarge Wow, Maria, thanx! Sadly, this is a fabricated message, lol. Japanese AV idol Maria Ozawa never sent me any congratulations of any kind. Dammit, lol. However, according to the mathematically approximate yet amusingly curious WebsiteOutlook.com, my site-and-blog's estimated worth\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Blogs&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Blogs","link":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/category\/computers\/blogs\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":243,"url":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2007\/03\/22\/blog-045-sexy-cyberpunks\/","url_meta":{"origin":4120,"position":1},"title":"Blog 045 > Sexy Cyberpunks!","author":"xjaymanx","date":"March 22, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Photo 035 by xJAYMANx | Click for all 35 Okay, enough with the high-school childishness, lol. Bring on the full-figured women of cyberpunk sci-fi! For this post, I introduce one of my newest and rarest pieces, the raven-haired 1\/6-scale \"Motoko Kusanagi Hard Disk\" (in resin) based on the original 1991\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Anime Figure&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Anime Figure","link":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/category\/anime-figure\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1731,"url":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/02\/22\/blog-190-tigers-kitties-catfights-i\/","url_meta":{"origin":4120,"position":2},"title":"Blog 190 > Tigers, Kitties, Catfights &#038; I","author":"xjaymanx","date":"February 22, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Katsuni | French-Vietnamese Adult-Film Actress | Enlarge Welcome Katsuni! Welcome back, my trusty Toyboxers! Your maniacal master of the mega-post broadcast has returned with yet another five-part foray into the feline realm, lol. But why Katsuni? Hehe, why not? Actually, whether by demon or by design, it's quite amusing how\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Anime Figure Photos&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Anime Figure Photos","link":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/category\/anime-figure\/anime-figure-photos\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4563,"url":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2010\/02\/16\/blog-219-sayonara-2009-to-onigiri-2010\/","url_meta":{"origin":4120,"position":3},"title":"Blog 219 > Sayonara 2009 to Onigiri 2010","author":"xjaymanx","date":"February 16, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Kitsu Chiri | Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei (2007, 2008, 2009) | Enlarge 750px Sayonara, 2009! Konnichiwa, my Tirelessly Tumbling Toyboxers! Got onigiri? Are you ready? Ready to endure a tumbling tidal wave of tear-jerking titles, blood-splattering titles, angst-ridden titles, and titles not worth mentioning? Ready to slash and slay another dragon-sized\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Akikan&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Akikan","link":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/category\/anime-titles\/akikan\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1940,"url":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/03\/15\/blog-193-momos-muranos-masamune\/","url_meta":{"origin":4120,"position":4},"title":"Blog 193 > Momos, Muranos &#038; Masamune","author":"xjaymanx","date":"March 15, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Angry Momo | Mascot of Angry Mimi | Enlarge 1680px Wallpaper Holy damn! Halfway through March already? My birthday just days away? Wow. Probably the most concentrated, contested and colorful week so far this year! But first, before I forget, don't forget to vote for my \"Angry Momo\" fanart entry\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Angry Mimi&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Angry Mimi","link":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/category\/otaku-news\/angry-mimi-otaku-news\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2646,"url":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/05\/04\/blog-200-tasty-tales-from-the-toybox\/","url_meta":{"origin":4120,"position":5},"title":"Blog 200 > Tasty Tales from the Toybox","author":"xjaymanx","date":"May 4, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Danni Cole | Fake Message But Genuine Number, LOL | Enlarge Awww, Danni, thanx! How have you been? Oops, wait. Oh no, a new fabricated message! Damn, lol. Ah well, although Cherokee-Hawaiian adult-film actress Danni Cole never actually sent me this sunshiny and spectacled cheer, the beach-house fantasy sounds like\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Angry Mimi&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Angry Mimi","link":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/category\/otaku-news\/angry-mimi-otaku-news\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"I command you to jump...","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/xjaymanx_lelouch_jump_450.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4120"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4120"}],"version-history":[{"count":111,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5932,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4120\/revisions\/5932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}