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Heyyy, what’s up? Have you A, B, or C? Maybe D, E, or F? Did you G, H, and I? Or perhaps J, K, and L? Ahh, the last one? I thought so. L it is! Well, my Triaxial Toyboxers, for this weekly mega-cast, we’ll lick and lisp along liquid lines of logic, we’ll limp and lag atop layers of digital celluloid, and we’ll flail and falter upon luscious flows of flesh and lust, lol. Will you last long against the luminous lashes of lightning? Or will you languish and linger into elliptical listlessness? Behold! Lift yourself from your lazy slumber and behold! Another mega-cast shall be unleashed!<\/p>\n
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Part 1 of 5 > Death Note 3 – The Last Film<\/h2>\n
Ah, “Death Note”! Where should I begin? Well, it all began when I first watched the 37-episode anime “Death Note<\/a>” (2006) back in August 2007. I was blown away! Afterwards, I must’ve seen the live-action films “Death Note<\/a>” (2006) and “Death Note 2 – The Last Name<\/a>” (2006) between then and this past January. So, most likely, somewhere in 2008. Yeah, sounds about right. Well, I finally found the time to watch the spin-off sequel “L – Change the World<\/a>” (Death Note 3, 2008) over the weekend! Sadly, this latest chapter of the “Death Note” saga earns a pathetically sub-standard 2 of 5 stars. Speed-review over. Oh well. Sorry, L.<\/p>\n Nevertheless, here are a few cool “L – Change the World” posters and promo images to lick your lack. Why does Korea always seem to have the best posters? Hehe, this is my favorite one.<\/p>\n Here’s another cool Korean poster.<\/p>\n Of course, there’s always the slightly-moronic over-cluttered and over-hyped version.<\/p>\n Ah, elegantly understated. Feel free to enlarge it!<\/p>\n The Good Guys? Eh, the poster isn’t bad. But L isn’t in any of his classic poses!<\/p>\n The Bad Guys? Hmm, does “spoiling” a film count if the film is a lame mediocrity?<\/p>\n The textless version of the poster above.<\/p>\n Another simple textless image of the man in white.<\/p>\n Let the fake captions begin! “Doctor, I’m telling you! L took our Death Porn!”<\/p>\n L: “Death Porn? I have no need for Death Porn.”<\/p>\n L: “Why steal Death Porn when I have my own Death Loli?”<\/p>\n L: “Ahh, Death Tea works quite well with a Death Loli.”<\/p>\n Doctor: “L, are you sure she’s a Death Loli? I’ve never seen one up-close before!”<\/p>\n L: “Remember this. You can’t change the world without a Death Loli.”<\/p>\n Haha, enough about “L – Change the World” or “Death Note 3”. It’s time to roll back the clock to “Death Note 2”. Wait a second. Doesn’t that sound a bit like shifting our “Defense Readiness Condition” from DEFCON 3<\/a> to DEFCON 2<\/a>?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The Last Name! Obviously, before there was the live-action “Death Note 3” (2008) above, there was a live-action “Death Note 2 – The Last Name<\/a>” (2006). And like I mentioned, I probably watched it in 2008. Since I didn’t necessarily give ratings to live-action shows back then, I don’t remember if I rated it at all. But if I had to give one now, I’d probably give 3-of-5 or 4-of-5 stars. Not bad at all! To celebrate, here are even more posters and promo images!<\/p>\n Here we go again, lol. Why does Korea always seem to have the best posters? <\/p>\n Really? Here seems to be a Japanese wallpaper, lol.<\/p>\n Ahh, a cool version with “L” alone.<\/p>\n Yet another cool version.<\/p>\n A blue-tinged “Light” version with other members of the cast.<\/p>\n A gold-tinged “L” version with members of the cast.<\/p>\n Lastly, an elegant shot of the “Death Note”. Indeed, the pen is mightier than the apple?<\/p>\n Let the fake captions continue! Light: “Misa-chan, will you be my Death Loli?” <\/p>\n Misa-chan: “Definitely! Here’s my Death Porn!” <\/p>\n Light: “I now have all of the Death Porn. Do you Death Gods object?”<\/p>\n Misa-chan: “Sorry L, but I’m Light’s Death Loli, not yours.”<\/p>\n Misa-chan: “Dammit L, I said I’m Light’s Death Loli! Not yours!”<\/p>\n Light: “L, are you sure we can’t share a Death Loli?”<\/p>\n L: “I’m positive, Light. Why bother with Death Porn when I can have my own Death Loli?”<\/p>\n Hehe, enough about “Death Note 2”. Next, let’s roll back the clock to “Death Note 1”. Uh-oh, can you feel it? Can you feel ourselves getting a little bit closer from DEFCON 2<\/a> to DEFCON 1<\/a>?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The First Film! More obviously, before there was the live-action “Death Note 2” (2006) above, there was a live-action “Death Note 1<\/a>” (2006). And like I already mentioned, I probably watched it in 2008. Again, I don’t remember if I rated this film, but if I had to now, I’d probably give 3-of-5 or 4-of-5 stars. Again, not bad at all! Once more, here are even more posters and promo images!<\/p>\n Hahaha, once more, Korea seems to have the best posters! Dammit, lol. Why can’t I find these cool Korean posters in Japanese?<\/p>\n Here’s an awesome blue-tinged “L” version! Feel free to enlarge it!<\/p>\n Ahh, nice wallpaper version! Doesn’t “Light” (Tatsuya Fujiwara<\/a>) look like “Frodo” (Elijah Wood<\/a>)? Somehow, I don’t think a master tactician should look like a Hobbit, lol.<\/p>\n More fake captions! Light the Hobbit: “Whoa, I never thought Death Porn was like this!”<\/p>\n Light the Hobbit: “Ryuk, don’t worry! I can handle this Death Porn. No problem!”<\/p>\n Ryuk: “Are you sure? Death Pornography can be quite… fatal.”<\/p>\n Light the Hobbit: “Wait! What?!? Death Porn will accelerate my age?!?”<\/p>\n L via Internet: “As you can see, only 50 minutes of Death Porn has aged my patient 50 years!”<\/p>\n L: “Yes, my name is L. Short for Little Loli Lover.”<\/p>\n L: “Yes, men. We must find the Death Porn to find the Death Loli. At all costs.”<\/p>\n That’s it, my Trembling Toyboxers! Time to target “Death Note 0”. Time to fall from DEFCON 1<\/a> to DEFCON 0<\/a>! To an infinite “Defense Readiness Condition”! Yeah, right, whatever, lol.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ah yes, the manga-based anime! Like I mentioned at the top in “Part 1”, it all began when I first watched the 37-episode anime “Death Note<\/a>” (2006) back in August 2007. I was totally blown away! In fact, here’s my speed-review from “Blog 103 > From Melancholy Until Death<\/a>” (13 August 2007).<\/p>\n Death Note<\/a> (1-37) \u2013 Started 08\/01\/07. Finished 08\/12\/07. Double-wow! Mesmerizing crime games and aspiring death gods! Mind-blowing and heart-stopping 5 of 5 stars!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n To celebrate, here are 38 of the best “Death Note” wallpapers I’ve collected both recently and over the years. Let’s start with “Kira” (Killer).<\/p>\n Followed by the iconic “L”.<\/p>\n Ah, “L” in manga-anime form. Can you detect the faintest hint of the background “L”?<\/p>\n “L” and “Light” against the musical “notes”!<\/p>\n Another cool white wallpaper!<\/p>\n Another shot of the “Death Note” and the apple.<\/p>\n “L” against the blackness.<\/p>\n Another black-and-white wallpaper.<\/p>\n Black-and-white with a sprinkle of blood!<\/p>\n “Light” in white, caught in the “death” tape.<\/p>\n The bright “Light” versus the dark “L”.<\/p>\n The black “L” faces the white “Light”.<\/p>\n Ahh, a nice manga-based piece of art.<\/p>\n Another version of the above.<\/p>\n Misa-chan, Light, and the Gods behind them!<\/p>\n On the last hour of the last day, the Death God said, “Let there be Light!”<\/p>\n Another background interpretation with the same pose.<\/p>\n As the “Light” shone before them, the Death Gods smiled in amusement. <\/p>\n Light: “Give me your Death Porn and you shall be free!”<\/p>\n L: “If I give you my Death Porn, will you give me your Death Loli?”<\/p>\n Another bright “L” beside another “Light” of darkness.<\/p>\n The green-tinged “Light” of greed.<\/p>\n The red-tinged “Light” of blood.<\/p>\n Light: “Thank you for the Death Porn. You shall now be set free!”<\/p>\n Light: “Ha, you shall now be set free of porn!”<\/p>\n Light: “Hahaha, you shall now be set free of horny doves too!”<\/p>\n Light: “Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who’s the horniest bastard of them all?”<\/p>\n Misa-chan: “Umm, am I the horniest bastard?”<\/p>\n Misa-chan: “Butterflies on stones aren’t as lovely as pornography on bones.”<\/p>\n Misa-chan: “Don’t you love Death Porn on dead bones?”<\/p>\n Misa-chan: “Death Porn, Death Porn. Don’t you love pornography on bones?”<\/p>\n The main characters: “All for one. And one for porn!”<\/p>\n Light: “Black Paint, Black Paint, on the wall. Who’s the sexiest bastard of them all?”<\/p>\n Light: “I’m too sexy. I’m too sexy for your crappy manga characters.”<\/p>\n L: “Ahh, like I said, Death Tea works quite well with a Death Loli.”<\/p>\n L: “Especially, a Death Loli in red.”<\/p>\n Light: “Fear me! Fear me and my very long Death Scythe!”<\/p>\n Death Note: “Fucking morons! Why do they keep calling me Death Porn?”<\/p>\n Hahaha, Death Porn, Death Porn, on the shelf! Who’s even hornier than thyself? LOL! You know, it’s so funny reading all of your “Light-versus-L” comments on my recent Blog 208<\/a> mega-cast! I’m starting to think that the guys (like A20-man<\/a> and even myself) tend to cheer “Light”, while the gals (like Kris-chan<\/a> and Jenn-chan<\/a>) tend to cheer “L”. Yup, a gender thing? Why is that? Is it the simple difference between those who “coldly” pursue absolute power (like Lelouch in “Code Geass”) and those who “warmly” save the world from them? Hmm, I wonder.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Death Note! Death Porn! Death Loli! Speaking of Death Lolis, I couldn’t help being reminded of my ancient anime photoshoot back in November 2007. Yup, my old Blog 119<\/a> post, more than 90 posts ago! Here’s what I wrote back then.<\/p>\n
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\nL – Change the World (Live Action, 2008) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\nPart 2 of 5 > Death Note 2 – The Last Name<\/h2>\n
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\nDeath Note – The Last Name (Live Action, 2006) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\nPart 3 of 5 > Death Note 1 – The First Film<\/h2>\n
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