{"id":2509,"date":"2009-04-26T21:06:59","date_gmt":"2009-04-27T05:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/?p=2509"},"modified":"2009-04-29T19:35:35","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T03:35:35","slug":"blog-199-melons-mimis-masochists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/04\/26\/blog-199-melons-mimis-masochists\/","title":{"rendered":"Blog 199 > Melons, Mimis &#038; Masochists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0001_1775.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0001_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Akikan (2009)\" title=\"Akikan (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Melon &#038; Najimi | Akikan (2009) | Enlarge 1775px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Ah, yes, my Testy Toyboxers! Alas, another weekly mega-cast to keep the otaku-sensei aghast! Aghast, you ask? Why yes! This week is gonna be a monstrous roller-coaster ride of wicked M-shaped mayhem! M-shaped? Hahaha, you heard me. Get ready to lose your mental marbles as we dive into blonde-haired Melon-transforming babes, swim through mind-curdling Mimi-flavored rants-to-raves, dodge under eye-popping Mimi-doubling pornographic models, squirt over sado-masochistic Jem-enforced spider-webs and Jay-enhanced house-harems, and swirl down a cyber-corrupted cocktail of ninja blades, foosball ninjas, fem-fashioned kickboxers, and Lisa-strung stockings! Whew, let me catch my breath. One, two, three. Okay, enough of the maniacal mumbling. Drop what you&#8217;re messing, flip off the mediocrity, and switch on your inner madness! Because it&#8217;s time to start the show&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h2>Part 1 of 5 > Melons, Metals &#038; Miniskirts<\/h2>\n<p>Are you looking for more Japanese socio-political news? More of the otaku-tinged <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/04\/13\/blog-197-taro-aso-tsubasa-toledo\/\">Japanese Prime Minister Taro Aso<\/a>? Or yet another article on the recession-stained <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/finance.yahoo.com\/career-work\/article\/106964\/Japan-Pays-Foreign-Workers-to-Go-Home\">Japanese xenophobia<\/a>? Hehe, no? Well, excellent, you&#8217;re in luck! This time, for Part 1, let&#8217;s skip over those muddy waters and splash into more-sparkling streams, lol. Including 2 more anime titles-or-seasons I&#8217;ve managed to complete in the last couple weeks: &#8220;Samurai X &#8211; Trust &#038; Betrayal &#8211; Director\u2019s Cut&#8221; [15] and &#8220;Akikan&#8221; [16]. Yup, a total of 16 completed anime titles in just under 4 months so far!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.animenewsnetwork.com\/encyclopedia\/anime.php?id=210\">Samurai X &#8211; Trust &#038; Betrayal &#8211; Director\u2019s Cut [15].<\/a> On 17-18 April, I completed my 15th anime title-or-season of the year. While it isn&#8217;t the original 4-part OVA series (1999), this title compiles the series into a 2-hour feature-length film (2003). Nevertheless, I must say that this darker more-intense interpretation of &#8220;Rurouni Kenshin&#8221; is still wrenching in its blood-stained layers of tragedy. Wow, a fearless 4 of 5 stars! Since I already posted a ton of &#8220;Kenshin&#8221; wallpapers a couple of weeks ago, I&#8217;ll just add the link <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/04\/13\/blog-197-taro-aso-tsubasa-toledo\/\">here<\/a>, lol.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.animenewsnetwork.com\/encyclopedia\/anime.php?id=10209\">Akikan [16].<\/a> On 18 April, I completed my 16th anime title-or-season of the year. Original series (2009) with 12 episodes. Wow, mindlessly and unexpectedly entertaining! From the transforming metal-can gals to the fleshy high-school <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fan_service\">fan service<\/a> to the crude homo-and-hetero <a target=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ecchi\">ecchi<\/a> jokes, it still squirts a maximum 4 of 5 stars for a half-season! Hahaha, and although it was unintentional, thanx <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.aprilius20.wordpress.com\/\">Aprilius20<\/a> (or A20) for the negative recommendation! Yup, negative! Here&#8217;s our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/04\/05\/blog-196-art-deco-retro-steampunk\/\">comment exchange<\/a> several posts ago.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i>Aprilius20@Jay:<\/i> Would you ever give an anime zero out of 5? Call me cruel, but that\u2019s what I gave Akikan. My experience of watching ep1- watch, skip, watch, skip skip skip watch delete. That bad. Why don\u2019t you try your hand at a review and see if you get your 2nd 1\/5, or even a 0 like I gave it?\u2026 and if you have the patience to watch the entire series\u2026 all hail ^^;;<\/p>\n<p><i>xJAYMANx@A20:<\/i> Hmm, zero? Most likely not\u2026 But you know what? I\u2019ll give it a try simply for the \u201cchallenge\u201d. I\u2019ll let u know when I finish the series.<\/p>\n<p><i>Aprilius20@Jay:<\/i> lol, maybe I was too harsh on it, with another show specializing in fan-service on hand that actually had a glimmer of hope in terms of story and (but eventually failed- Kanokon). Since you\u2019re going to take up the \u2018challenge\u2019 I\u2019ll just keep quiet so as not to unduly influence your opinion of it, just to be safe ^-^<\/p>\n<p><i>xJAYMANx@A20:<\/i> Hahaha, well, I just watched the first episode tonight. Maybe it\u2019s because I came back from a party, but &#8220;Akikan&#8221; was freaking hilarious! Over the top and outlandish, yeah, but its cute carbonated mix of hetero-ecchi, homo-ecchi and love-hate-spats made me laugh out louder than &#8220;K-On!&#8221; so far! Reminds me of faves like &#8220;Midori Days&#8221; and &#8220;He Is My Master&#8221;, lol. Thanx, dude! So far, so good! ^o^;<\/p>\n<p><i>Aprilius20@Jay:<\/i> So my plot to expand my dislike of the show to other anime viewers backfired, eh?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>LOL, yup, epic backfire. Sorry, dude. I guess it was meant to be! So to celebrate &#8220;Akikan&#8221;, here are 7 melon-juicy high-resolution wallpapers and images for your tasty viewing pleasure, lol. Enjoy! <\/p>\n<p>First, let&#8217;s say &#8220;Hi!&#8221; to the blonde and green-eyed juice-can-transforming Melon-chan!<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0001_1775.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0001_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Akikan (2009)\" title=\"Akikan (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Melon &#038; Najimi | Akikan (2009) | Enlarge 1775px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s an awesome wallpaper of the entire high-school gang!<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0002_1920.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0002_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Akikan (2009)\" title=\"Akikan (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>The Gang of Akikan | Akikan (2009) | Enlarge 1920px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Haha, the inevitable pool-or-beach water scene!<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0003_1920.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0003_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Akikan (2009)\" title=\"Akikan (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>The Gang of Akikan | Akikan (2009) | Enlarge 1920px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>A bit of baseball, lol.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0004_2000.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0004_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Akikan (2009)\" title=\"Akikan (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Najimi, Melon &#038; Kakeru | Akikan (2009) | Enlarge 2000px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>A bit of cooking, lol.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0005_2000.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0005_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Akikan (2009)\" title=\"Akikan (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Yell &#038; Melon | Akikan (2009) | Enlarge 2000px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>This looks like the cover of the &#8220;Akikan&#8221; manga.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0006_1400.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0006_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Akikan (2009)\" title=\"Akikan (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Melon | Akikan (2009) | Enlarge 1400px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>While this looks like some ecchi fan art, haha. Took a while to notice the banana gun!<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0007_1200.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_akikan_0007_600.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Akikan (2009)\" title=\"Akikan (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Melon | Akikan (2009) | Enlarge 1200px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Nice, huh? Hehe, now tell the truth. Don&#8217;t you wanna watch this mindlessly heart-warming and over-the-top (or topless) teen comedy? Tell the truth!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Part 2 of 5 > Mimi, Mio, Mugi &#038; Miyuki<\/h2>\n<p>Haha, speaking of &#8220;mindlessly heart-warming&#8221;, ready for some more M-shaped observations? Of course you are! Well, if you&#8217;ve been following my sidebar comments on the latest anime smash &#8220;<a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.animenewsnetwork.com\/encyclopedia\/anime.php?id=10562\">K-On!<\/a>&#8221; (2009) by KyoAni, you already have an idea of my paradoxical impressed-yet-unimpressed assessment over the last 3 weeks, hehe. Here&#8217;s a quick summary to refresh your anime-numbed minds, lol.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s an excerpt from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/04\/05\/blog-196-art-deco-retro-steampunk\/\">three weeks ago<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Hahaha, wow! In the last few days, the brand-new high-school comedy anime <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.animenewsnetwork.com\/encyclopedia\/anime.php?id=10562\">K-On!<\/a>, produced by <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kyoto_Animation\">Kyoto Animation<\/a> (KyoAni), has stormed and flooded the otaku scene! Not only on <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dannychoo.com\/adp\/eng\/1688\/K-ON%21.html\">Danny Choo&#8217;s website<\/a>, but also on <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sankakucomplex.com\/2009\/04\/06\/k-on-inaugral-nude-filter\/\">Sankaku Complex<\/a> (NSFW)! While the premiere episode pinched all of the cute, clever and captivating points of a memorable &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/03\/29\/blog-195-propaganda-pop-anime\/\">pop anime<\/a>&#8221; series (not unlike KyoAni&#8217;s &#8220;The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya&#8221; and &#8220;Lucky Star&#8221;), is &#8220;K-On!&#8221; really anything new or different from what we&#8217;ve all seen before? Hehe, probably not. But who really cares, right? As long as it&#8217;s cute, clever and captivating, lol.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s one from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/04\/13\/blog-197-taro-aso-tsubasa-toledo\/\">two weeks ago<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Hehe, tired of the endless posts and episodic reviews of \u201cK-On!\u201d yet? Ahh, the continuing power of market-powered pop-anime trends! I mean, it\u2019s only the second week of \u201cK-On!\u201d. Does it make sense to review the first ten minutes of a two-hour film? Then the next ten minutes too? Then the next? Does a preview-review make sense when *everyone* is watching it anyway? Haha, just teasing!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Finally, here&#8217;s one from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/04\/20\/blog-198-bloggers-battles-supercops\/\">last week<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>@Mimi-chan: Yeah, I\u2019ve mentioned on my blog that there seems to be nothing new. Each of them seems like clones of characters we\u2019ve all seen before. But there\u2019s nothing wrong with that! Nothing wrong with cute and cuddly! I\u2019m just surprised at all the hype that this is something earth-shatteringly different. Simply because it comes from KyoAni? ^_^;<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Due to a challenge, I just started \u201cAkikan\u201d. Haha, in just one episode, the over-the-top concept has already made me laugh out loud more than \u201cK-On\u201d!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So while the series has been adorably amusing and memorably <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Moe_(slang)\">moe<\/a> thus far, I still don&#8217;t sense the &#8220;earth-shattering&#8221; newness or understand the &#8220;mind-blowing&#8221; hysteria within the otaku community. Well, not yet, lol. If anything, the otaku-powered <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/03\/29\/blog-195-propaganda-pop-anime\/\">pop-anime mentality<\/a> seems to be a forceful factor in fueling the fervor! So much so that one unexpected turn-of-events has been <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/angryloli.blogspot.com\">Mimi-chan<\/a>&#8216;s mind-lashing shift from rants to raves! Check out her assessment of the 4th and latest episode, lol.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_feature_angry_loli_omfg_yui_1100.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_feature_angry_loli_omfg_yui.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Mimi a.k.a. Angry Loli\" title=\"Mimi a.k.a. Angry Loli\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>24 Apr | Mimi a.k.a. Angry Loli > OMFG Yui | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>In fact, under this light, &#8220;Akikan&#8221; isn&#8217;t earth-shattering either, lol. It may be outlandishly nonsensical and skin-baringly hysterical, but one could categorize it as another &#8220;high-school magical-girl fish-out-of-water comedy&#8221; manufactured from the ever-addictive pop-anime assembly-line! Hehe, right? But that&#8217;s okay. Whether it&#8217;s new or old, memorable or forgettable, entertainment is entertainment! <\/p>\n<p>Now let&#8217;s switch gears for a moment. Maybe someone has already mentioned or blogged about it, but while I watched the 4th and latest episode (the &#8220;beach&#8221; episode), the girls of &#8220;<a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.animenewsnetwork.com\/encyclopedia\/anime.php?id=10562\">K-On!<\/a>&#8221; did indeed feel like clones of a previous KyoAni anime, namely &#8220;<a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.animenewsnetwork.com\/encyclopedia\/anime.php?id=7222\">Lucky Star<\/a>&#8221; (2007). Yup, &#8220;Lucky Star&#8221; clones, lol.<\/p>\n<p>First, here are Mio, Ritsu, Tsumugi &#038; Yui from &#8220;K-On!&#8221; (2009).<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_k-on_0001_6000.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_k-on_0001_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"K-On! (2009)\" title=\"K-On! (2009)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Mio, Ritsu, Tsumugi &#038; Yui | K-On! (2009) | Enlarge 6000px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Now, here are Kagami, Tsukasa, Miyuki &#038; Konata from &#8220;Lucky Star&#8221; (2007).<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_lucky_star_0001_1680.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/wallpapers-anime\/xjaymanx_lucky_star_0001_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Lucky Star (2007)\" title=\"Lucky Star (2007)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Kagami, Tsukasa, Miyuki &#038; Konata | Lucky Star (2007) | Enlarge 1680px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>While the animation styles are distinctly different, their slice-of-life personalities are remarkably similar! Here&#8217;s the name-by-name comparison, lol.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b><i>&#8220;K-On&#8221; versus &#8220;Lucky Star&#8221;.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><i>Mio (K-On) = Kagami (Lucky Star).<\/i> The &#8220;tsundere&#8221; girls of the group. Forceful and commanding during one moment, then shy and submission the next moment. Both are coincidentally (or intentionally) left-handed. The most popular girls in the otaku community, lol.\n<li><i>Yui (K-On) = Tsukasa (Lucky Star).<\/i> The &#8220;slow&#8221; girls of the group. Absent-minded and adorable. Yet lazy. They typically need a &#8220;push&#8221; to accomplish something, lol.\n<li><i>Ritsu (K-On) = Konata (Lucky Star).<\/i> The &#8220;clown&#8221; or &#8220;loud mouthed&#8221; girls of the group. Rather tomboyish. Yet lazy too. But when it comes to non-study activities, they are endlessly energetic or athletic, lol.\n<li><i>Tsumugi (K-On) = Miyuki (Lucky Star).<\/i> The &#8220;rich&#8221; or &#8220;refined&#8221; girls of the group. Quiet and collected. More intellectual or knowledgeable. Almost motherly. They typically act as the &#8220;soothing glue&#8221; which bonds the other girls together.\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Cool, eh? While the name-by-name counterparts aren&#8217;t quite 100% identical, there is clearly a substantial 80-90% match with each of the 4 girls. Enough to call them &#8220;clones&#8221;? Perhaps. Which definitely supports the notion that &#8220;K-On&#8221; isn&#8217;t anything earth-shatteringly new. Apart from its music-band concept, which could be construed as borrowing from &#8220;The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya&#8221; (yet another KyoAni title), &#8220;K-On&#8221; is hardly new at all. So far. But that doesn&#8217;t make it any less entertaining, lol.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Part 3 of 5 > Mimi, More Mimi &#038; Maniacs<\/h2>\n<p>Speaking of the Devil (and the unofficial idol of the &#8220;Danny Choo&#8221; otaku community, lol), do you remember Mimi-chan&#8217;s splendid <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/angryloli.blogspot.com\/2009\/03\/april-fools.html\">April Fools<\/a> &#8220;modeling contract&#8221; prank? You don&#8217;t? Well, here&#8217;s her announcement of the fake story, lol.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_feature_angry_loli_april_fools_1100.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_feature_angry_loli_april_fools.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Mimi a.k.a. Angry Loli\" title=\"Mimi a.k.a. Angry Loli\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>31 Mar | Mimi a.k.a. Angry Loli > April Fools! | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Hehe, quite clever, eh? But let&#8217;s take a closer look at what I highlighted: <i>I thought it was a good plan at first (my original plan was to star in a porno upon my 18th b-day but that was too far-fetched)&#8230;&#8221;<\/i>. Let&#8217;s replay that: <i>&#8220;&#8230;to star in a porno&#8230;&#8221;<\/i> What&#8217;s hilarious is that last year, back in July 2008, I accidentally stumbled upon a Japanese adult video (AV) actress who went by the pseudonym &#8220;Mimi&#8221;, hahaha. I just didn&#8217;t remember or realize the coincidence until recently! Yup, there&#8217;s already a Japanese porn actress named &#8220;Mimi&#8221;! And quite hot, I may add, lol.<\/p>\n<p>Also known as Miku Hagiwara, Mimi-chan will turn 23 in a few months. And according to random sources across the cybersphere, she was briefly a fashion model. But here&#8217;s a cooler fact that caught my mathematical eye: <i>&#8220;Special skill: Mental arithmetic.&#8221;<\/i> Whoa, not bad, eh? <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jheat.com\/av-idol\/mimi\/\">her full bio<\/a> from <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jheat.com\">Jheat.com<\/a> (NSFW). Feel free to enlarge (no pun intended), lol.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_mimi_bio_stats_0001_750.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_mimi_bio_stats_0001.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Mimi a.k.a. Miku Hagiwara\" title=\"Mimi a.k.a. Miku Hagiwara\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Mimi a.k.a. Miku Hagiwara | Adult Video (AV) Actress | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s Mimi-chan in &#8220;Sky Angel #58&#8221;. <i>&#8220;Her desire is stopped by nobody,&#8221;<\/i> hehe.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_mimi_sky_angel_0058_750.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_mimi_sky_angel_0058.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Mimi a.k.a. Miku Hagiwara\" title=\"Mimi a.k.a. Miku Hagiwara\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Mimi a.k.a. Miku Hagiwara | Sky Angel #58 | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s Mimi-chan in &#8220;Spermania #17&#8221;. Damn, I would&#8217;ve never guessed she was a porn starlet.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_mimi_spermania_0017_750.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_mimi_spermania_0017.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Mimi a.k.a. Miku Hagiwara\" title=\"Mimi a.k.a. Miku Hagiwara\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Mimi a.k.a. Miku Hagiwara | Spermania #17 | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>That&#8217;s it! Despite her slightly-crooked teeth, she&#8217;s still one of my newest faves, lol. Haha, and the coincidence is still pretty funny. But if Mimi-chan the &#8220;Angry Loli&#8221; ever decides to follow this pornographic path, I guess she&#8217;ll have to choose another name. Because one starlet is already wearing it (or not wearing it) well, lol.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Part 4 of 5 > Mia, Masochists &#038; Blog Mates<\/h2>\n<p>Are we having fun yet? From mindlessly heart-warming anime like &#8220;Akikan&#8221; and &#8220;K-On&#8221;, to pornographic videos like &#8220;Sky Angel&#8221; and &#8220;Spermania&#8221;, are we having any sado-masochistic fun yet? Haha, not yet? Well, you must be doubly lucky this week, because here comes some pain-whipping webs and roommates! <\/p>\n<p>First of all, do you remember Blowfish&#8217;s (or FlyingBlow&#8217;s) <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flyingpussyfoot.com\/2009\/04\/19\/flame-sorceress-nyx-the-shocking-truth\/\">Shocking Truth<\/a> post featuring correlation diagrams from <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/en.genzu.net\/\">Genzu.net<\/a>? Haha, according to those diagrams, Jem-chan and myself were &#8220;former lovers&#8221;. Hmm, intriguing! Well, afterwards, Jem-chan and I decided to create our own diagrams, hehe. <\/p>\n<p>Secondly, let&#8217;s introduce the incomparable &#8220;one and only&#8221; <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/oneandonlyjem.wordpress.com\">Jem-chan<\/a>! Hmm, the unofficial idol of the \u201cTrembling Toyboxer\u201d community?<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_feature_one_n_only_jem_about_1100.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_feature_one_n_only_jem_about.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"One and Only Jem\" title=\"One and Only Jem\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Jem | One and Only Jem | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Thirdly, let&#8217;s take another look at FlyingBlow&#8217;s original network diagram. Not bad, lol.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_correlation_network_blowfish_0001_480.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_correlation_network_blowfish_0001.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Correlation Floorplan\" title=\"Correlation Network\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>FlyingBlow&#8217;s Blog Mates | Correlation Network 1 | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Now, let&#8217;s take a peek at *my* network, combining the most-painful results of several diagrams, haha.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_correlation_network_xjaymanx_0002_480.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_correlation_network_xjaymanx_0002.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Correlation Floorplan\" title=\"Correlation Network\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>xJAYMANx&#8217;s Blog Mates | Correlation Network 2 | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>As you can see above, some pretty enlightening relationships!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b><i>xJAYMANx&#8217;s Correlation Network<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Me and Jem-chan are once again &#8220;former lovers&#8221;, lol. Like before, I guess the furious fire died out just as fast as it started.\n<li>Me and <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/girlg33k.blogspot.com\/\">Kris-chan<\/a> are mutual &#8220;sadists&#8221;, haha. Now how does that work? Taking turns?\n<li>Me and <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/thecococafe.wordpress.com\/\">Coco-chan<\/a> are simple &#8220;sex friends&#8221;. Yup, sex without all the annoying relationship crap, haha.\n<li>Me and Mimi-chan are simply &#8220;friends&#8221;. That&#8217;s cool. No pain, no stain, lol.\n<li>Jem-chan and Kris-chan are &#8220;partners&#8221;. Ahh, intriguing! Wow, egos, ids and powerplays, lol.\n<li>Jem-chan boasts &#8220;evil&#8221; while Coco-chan boasts &#8220;justice&#8221;. Do you smell gun powder?\n<li>Jem-chan is in &#8220;serious love&#8221; while Mimi-chan is in &#8220;frivolous love&#8221;. Awww, lol.\n<li>Last but not least, Kris-chan acts &#8220;forcible&#8221; while Coco-chan reacts with &#8220;subordination&#8221;. Got S&#038;M?\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Hahaha! Now enough of those tangled spider-webs. Let&#8217;s tackle some tantalizing floor plans. Here&#8217;s Jem-chan&#8217;s 1st floorplan, cleverly colorized with my feeble Photoshop flair. The funniest thing here is that in order to get to my (blue) bedroom (with the infamous Billy Herrington, nooo), I need to pass through Jem-chan&#8217;s (pink) bedroom! I mean, if it looks a closet, and smells like a closet, then it&#8217;s gotta be a closet, right?<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_correlation_floorplan_jem_0001_640.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_correlation_floorplan_jem_0001.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Correlation Floorplan\" title=\"Correlation Floorplan\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Jem&#8217;s Blog Mates | Correlation Floorplan 1 | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s Jem-chan&#8217;s 2nd floorplan, populated with a plethora of pornographic personalities, haha. From Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson to Tera Patrick and the mesmerizingly-Asian Mia Smiles. Ahhh, sharing a (blue) bedroom with Mia Smiles! Not bad at all.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_correlation_floorplan_jem_0002_640.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_correlation_floorplan_jem_0002.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Correlation Floorplan\" title=\"Correlation Floorplan\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Jem&#8217;s Blog Mates | Correlation Floorplan 2 | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Now it&#8217;s *my* turn. Let&#8217;s get to *my* frantically-random floorplans, hehe. Wow, sharing a (blue) bedroom with the notoriously-angry Mimi-chan? Hahaha, oops, wait-wait. I won&#8217;t tell you how to &#8220;use your imagination&#8221;, but maybe I&#8217;ll think about moving into the closet *after* she turns legal next month. And less *angry*. Much less, lol. I mean, take a look at those adjacent walls. Right next to Kris-chan&#8217;s and Coco-chan&#8217;s bedrooms. Who knows how paper-thin those walls are? Especially with all of our socio-political arguing? And especially since Coco-chan is the householder?<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_correlation_floorplan_xjaymanx_0003_640.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_correlation_floorplan_xjaymanx_0003.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Correlation Floorplan\" title=\"Correlation Floorplan\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>xJAYMANx&#8217;s Blog Mates | Correlation Floorplan 3 | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Next, here&#8217;s my 2nd floorplan, adding Chun-chan, Lene-chan and Jenn-chan. Wow, again? Sharing a (blue) bedroom with Mimi-chan again? With no shared bedroom walls? Hmm, the rest of the house looks quite innocent. Lene-chan and Coco-chan share a bedroom. While Chun-chan and Jenn-chan share another bedroom. That&#8217;s about it. Although I&#8217;m kinda curious why Jem-chan&#8217;s bedroom opens into Mimi-chan&#8217;s security room, lol. Why? Is Jem-chan a householder and prisoner in her own home? Hahaha.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_correlation_floorplan_xjaymanx_0004_640.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_correlation_floorplan_xjaymanx_0004.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Correlation Floorplan\" title=\"Correlation Floorplan\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>xJAYMANx&#8217;s Blog Mates | Correlation Floorplan 3 | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Finally, here&#8217;s my 3rd floorplan, adding the Filipina cosplayer Alodia and the left-handed bassist Mio-chan from &#8220;K-On&#8221;, haha. Hmm, sharing a (blue) bedroom with Mio-chan? A school-girl anime character? And also the householder? Ehh, I shouldn&#8217;t complain. Many otaku would kill for that, lol. If I set up a room-dividing shoji screen, maybe I won&#8217;t have to pay rent either!<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_correlation_floorplan_xjaymanx_0005_640.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_correlation_floorplan_xjaymanx_0005.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Correlation Floorplan\" title=\"Correlation Floorplan\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>xJAYMANx&#8217;s Blog Mates | Correlation Floorplan 3 | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Whew. So are we having fun now? Good! Because if you aren&#8217;t, you&#8217;re probably not strong or stable enough to endure the massive mayhem. So here&#8217;s a suggestion. Get a glass of water, take a couple of aspirin, and come back when your seeping stamina is restored. Sounds good? Meanwhile, the rest of us will be having some more fun, lol.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Part 5 of 5 > Mighty Ninjas, Blades &#038; More Mates<\/h2>\n<p>Heyyy, you&#8217;ve made it to Part 5! From &#8220;Akikan&#8221; and &#8220;K-On&#8221; and animated school-girls, to &#8220;Sky Angel&#8221; and &#8220;Spermania&#8221; and sado-masochistic roommates, it&#8217;s time to dive head-first into a mystifying mix of mighty magic, martial arts and mini-clothed muscles, hehe. <\/p>\n<p>For example, yesterday on Saturday, 25 April, I finally watched the Japanese film &#8220;<a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Shinobi_(film)\">Shinobi &#8211; Heart Under Blade<\/a>&#8221; (2005), depicting the ill-fated clash between two ninja clans. Not bad! While it didn&#8217;t feel as epic as it could&#8217;ve been, there were still some tearful moments. A solid 4 of 5 stars! While I&#8217;ve just started the anime interpretation &#8220;Basilisk&#8221; (2005) this week, it already feels more epic and exhilarating with a larger ninja cast. <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a revealing &#8220;Shinobi&#8221; image. Could either be a movie poster or DVD cover.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_shinobi_heart_under_blade_0001_775.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_shinobi_heart_under_blade_0001.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Shinobi - Heart Under Blade (2005)\" title=\"Shinobi - Heart Under Blade (2005)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Cast of Shinobi | Shinobi &#8211; Heart Under Blade (2005) | Enlarge 775px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a more-romantic wallpaper. It&#8217;s hard not to love <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Yukie_Nakama\">Nakama Yukie-san<\/a>. Haha, I love her performances in the high-school comedy series <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gokusen\">Gokusen<\/a> 1, 2, and 3.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_shinobi_heart_under_blade_0002_1280.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_shinobi_heart_under_blade_0002.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Shinobi - Heart Under Blade (2005)\" title=\"Shinobi - Heart Under Blade (2005)\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Gennosuke &#038; Oboro | Shinobi &#8211; Heart Under Blade (2005) | Enlarge 1280px<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Next, let&#8217;s slide like a slick shadow from ancient ninjas to foosball ninjas! Well, just *one* <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/02\/15\/blog-189-hearts-ninjas-toyboxers\/\">foosball ninja<\/a>. Me, haha. Here&#8217;s a snapshot of the gang on 31 March.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_foosball_tournament_0320_0322_750.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_foosball_tournament_0320_0322.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Jay the Foosball Ninja\" title=\"Jay the Foosball Ninja\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>31 Mar | Jay the Foosball Ninja | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>To tell the truth, it&#8217;s amazing how far these guys have improved since we acquired the foosball table in January 2009. Back then, let&#8217;s assume I performed at 90% while everyone else ranged from 10-30%. After playing for the last few months, the Development guys now range from 50-60% (with a few higher exceptions) while the Solutions guys now range from 70-80% (with a few lower exceptions). Meanwhile, I can&#8217;t get much higher than 90%, haha.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_foosball_tournament_0321_750.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_foosball_tournament_0321.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Jay the Foosball Ninja\" title=\"Jay the Foosball Ninja\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>31 Mar | Jay the Foosball Ninja | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Here I am below, monitoring the pitiful situation, lol. Actually, starting just this past week after the company-wide meeting, I&#8217;ve been crazy enough to challenge guys in a 1-on-2 match! It typically starts with all three of us laughing, like I have no chance at all. Which gradually turns into a really competitive game. And ultimately, ends with a victory. For myself, lol. And sometimes, I&#8217;ve won the re-match as well!<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_foosball_tournament_0322_0327_750.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_foosball_tournament_0322_0327.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Jay the Foosball Ninja\" title=\"Jay the Foosball Ninja\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>31 Mar | Jay the Foosball Ninja | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Haha, yup, 1-on-2 matches are incredibly fun! I mean, 1-on-1 matches are rarely challenging. And while 2-on-2 matches are challenging and amusing, they aren&#8217;t terribly risky either. But in a 1-on-2 match, since I don&#8217;t have the &#8220;safety net&#8221; luxury of a teammate, it&#8217;s like tight-rope walking without a net! It&#8217;s terrifying. But terrifyingly fun too! Especially when I&#8217;m victorious!<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_foosball_tournament_0323_750.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_foosball_tournament_0323.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Jay the Foosball Ninja\" title=\"Jay the Foosball Ninja\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>31 Mar | Jay the Foosball Ninja | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>As of this mega-post, my current 1-on-2 record is 7 wins and 4 losses, haha. But all of those losses are accompanied by wins against the same two-man team. Plus all of these guys range from 50-80% skill! If there&#8217;s any way to raise my game from 90% to 95% or higher, this is it! And it&#8217;s awesome. I&#8217;m just waiting for the first guy (besides me) to attempt it, lol. <\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_foosball_tournament_0326_750.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_foosball_tournament_0326.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Jay the Foosball Ninja\" title=\"Jay the Foosball Ninja\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>31 Mar | Jay the Foosball Ninja | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Oh yeah, also yesterday on Saturday, 25 April, I finally remembered to buy some replacement foosballs. After months of heavy play, those 3 red foosballs are all scratched up and worn down, lol. Time to speed up the game again!<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_foosball_tournament_0426_750.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_foosball_tournament_0426.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Jay the Foosball Ninja\" title=\"Jay the Foosball Ninja\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>25 Apr | Jay the Foosball Ninja | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Now, let&#8217;s slide once more from foosball ninjas to kickboxing babes! Remember the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/04\/13\/blog-197-taro-aso-tsubasa-toledo\/\">ALIAS flyer<\/a> I designed a couple weeks ago? Well, Christine and Melanie finally printed the 3-by-4 inch glossy flyers!<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0197_alias_flyer_0005_800.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0197_alias_flyer_0005_450.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"ALIAS Flyer by xJAYMANx\" title=\"ALIAS Flyer by xJAYMANx\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>ALIAS Fight Wear | ALIAS Flyer by xJAYMANx | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Here they are! Printed on both front and back. I threw in a couple of dice to give a better sense of scale.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_alias_flyer_0424_750.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_alias_flyer_0424.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"ALIAS Flyer by xJAYMANx\" title=\"ALIAS Flyer by xJAYMANx\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>25 Apr | ALIAS Flyer by xJAYMANx | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Hey, feel free to enlarge these shots. I think they turned out great! Amazing!<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_alias_flyer_0427_750.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_alias_flyer_0427.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"ALIAS Flyer by xJAYMANx\" title=\"ALIAS Flyer by xJAYMANx\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>25 Apr | ALIAS Flyer by xJAYMANx | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Haha, yup, that&#8217;s my anime-styled &#8220;Christine the Blade&#8221; vector artwork too.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_alias_flyer_0429_750.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_alias_flyer_0429.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"ALIAS Flyer by xJAYMANx\" title=\"ALIAS Flyer by xJAYMANx\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>25 Apr | ALIAS Flyer by xJAYMANx | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Yep, one more time, another shadowy slide, another slippery ride. From kickboxing babes to scantily-clad roommates! Well, just *one* roommate. Just Lisa, lol.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_lisa_viva_van_story_photoshoot_0001.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_lisa_viva_van_story_photoshoot_0001.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Lisa's Viva Van Story Photoshoot\" title=\"Lisa's Viva Van Story Photoshoot\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>11 Apr | Lisa&#8217;s Viva Van Story Photoshoot | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>According to Lisa herself, this photoshoot was taken by Viva Van Story on Saturday, 11 April. The same day as Melanie&#8217;s son&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/04\/13\/blog-197-taro-aso-tsubasa-toledo\/\">birthday party<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_lisa_viva_van_story_photoshoot_0002.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_lisa_viva_van_story_photoshoot_0002.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Lisa's Viva Van Story Photoshoot\" title=\"Lisa's Viva Van Story Photoshoot\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>11 Apr | Lisa&#8217;s Viva Van Story Photoshoot | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>But once again, ever since my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2008\/10\/19\/blog-170-anime-rocks-lisa-returns\/\">Anime Rocks<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2008\/11\/10\/blog-174-wild-anime-final-figures\/\">Wild Anime<\/a> posts, Lisa still manages to impress by looking totally different from her ordinary &#8220;frumpy&#8221; style, lol. Damn, does that look like her waist should hurt?<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_lisa_viva_van_story_photoshoot_0003.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_lisa_viva_van_story_photoshoot_0003.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Lisa's Viva Van Story Photoshoot\" title=\"Lisa's Viva Van Story Photoshoot\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>11 Apr | Lisa&#8217;s Viva Van Story Photoshoot | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Ehh, I&#8217;m not too fond of the overly gold-and-red color scheme.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_lisa_viva_van_story_photoshoot_0004.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_lisa_viva_van_story_photoshoot_0004.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Lisa's Viva Van Story Photoshoot\" title=\"Lisa's Viva Van Story Photoshoot\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>11 Apr | Lisa&#8217;s Viva Van Story Photoshoot | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I mean, the red seems to blend too much into the gold. Where&#8217;s the contrast?<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_lisa_viva_van_story_photoshoot_0005.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_lisa_viva_van_story_photoshoot_0005.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Lisa's Viva Van Story Photoshoot\" title=\"Lisa's Viva Van Story Photoshoot\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>11 Apr | Lisa&#8217;s Viva Van Story Photoshoot | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>But Lisa seems to like it. Although I still think a higher-contrasting black outfit would look better in this pose.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_lisa_viva_van_story_photoshoot_0006_600.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_lisa_viva_van_story_photoshoot_0006.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Lisa's Viva Van Story Photoshoot\" title=\"Lisa's Viva Van Story Photoshoot\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>11 Apr | Lisa&#8217;s Viva Van Story Photoshoot | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Finally, her best pose in the bunch. Which should&#8217;ve been taken in a black outfit. Black, I say!<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_lisa_viva_van_story_photoshoot_0007_600.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_lisa_viva_van_story_photoshoot_0007.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Lisa's Viva Van Story Photoshoot\" title=\"Lisa's Viva Van Story Photoshoot\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>11 Apr | Lisa&#8217;s Viva Van Story Photoshoot | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Hey, did I mention that her giardia, her 4-month intestinal parasite, finally disappeared? Yesterday, she told me her test was finally negative! Congrats! On that positive note, feel free to check out her page at <a target=\"new\" href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/evievancovet\">Evie Van Covet @ MySpace<\/a>. As well as my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2008\/10\/19\/blog-170-anime-rocks-lisa-returns\/\">Anime Rocks<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2008\/11\/10\/blog-174-wild-anime-final-figures\/\">Wild Anime<\/a> posts. Let us know what you think!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>So, my Transcendental Toyboxers, that&#8217;s the end of our show! Another maniacal mega-cast has come and gone. And yes-yes, another mega-cast to keep the otaku-sensei aghast! How did we do? Did you survive the monstrous roller-coaster ride of wicked M-shaped mayhem! Did you lose your mental marbles? Did you miss the blonde-haired Melon-transforming babes? The mind-curdling Mimi-flavored rants-to-raves? The eye-popping Mimi-doubling pornographic models? Did you miss the sado-masochistic Jem-enforced spider-webs? Or the Jay-enhanced house-harems? Did you catch the cyber-corrupted cocktail of ninja blades, foosball ninjas, fem-fashioned kickboxers, and Lisa-strung stockings? Because if you missed anything, you missed a lot, lol. Let&#8217;s not forget to thank Melon-chan, the girls of &#8220;K-On&#8221;, the girls of &#8220;Lucky Star&#8221;, Mimi-chan, the other Mimi-chan, Jem-chan, Kris-chan, Coco-chan, Jenn-chan, Yukie-san, the girls of ALIAS Fight Wear, Viva Van Story, Lisa, and lastly, your inner madness! Didn&#8217;t I say this week would be maniacal? {Pause to breathe.} Okay, time to catch my breath. One. Two. Three.<\/p>\n<p>Stay tuned for my bicentennial &#8220;Blog 200&#8221;! Till next broadcast. Peace. Out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Final Flashback<\/h2>\n<p>Here&#8217;s Mimi-chan in &#8220;Sky Angel #58&#8221;. <i>&#8220;Her desire is stopped by nobody,&#8221;<\/i> hehe.<\/p>\n<p><div align=\"center\"><a target=\"new\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_mimi_sky_angel_0058_750.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.xjaymanx.com\/xjaymanx_2007\/Images-toybox-2009\/xjaymanx_0199_mimi_sky_angel_0058.jpg?w=545\" alt=\"Mimi a.k.a. Miku Hagiwara\" title=\"Mimi a.k.a. Miku Hagiwara\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Mimi a.k.a. Miku Hagiwara | Sky Angel #58 | Enlarge<\/em><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Melon &#038; Najimi | Akikan (2009) | Enlarge 1775px Ah, yes, my Testy Toyboxers! Alas, another weekly mega-cast to keep the otaku-sensei aghast! Aghast, you ask? Why yes! This week is gonna be a monstrous roller-coaster ride of wicked M-shaped mayhem! M-shaped? Hahaha, you heard me. Get ready to lose your mental marbles as we &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/04\/26\/blog-199-melons-mimis-masochists\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0},"categories":[233,218,58,99,214,18,232,96,234,235,221,202,231],"tags":[236],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7rIwb-Et","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2646,"url":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/05\/04\/blog-200-tasty-tales-from-the-toybox\/","url_meta":{"origin":2509,"position":0},"title":"Blog 200 > Tasty Tales from the Toybox","author":"xjaymanx","date":"May 4, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Danni Cole | Fake Message But Genuine Number, LOL | Enlarge Awww, Danni, thanx! How have you been? Oops, wait. Oh no, a new fabricated message! Damn, lol. Ah well, although Cherokee-Hawaiian adult-film actress Danni Cole never actually sent me this sunshiny and spectacled cheer, the beach-house fantasy sounds like\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Angry Mimi&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Angry Mimi","link":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/category\/otaku-news\/angry-mimi-otaku-news\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"I command you to jump...","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/xjaymanx_lelouch_jump_450.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1879,"url":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/03\/08\/blog-192-slingers-angles-angry-lolis\/","url_meta":{"origin":2509,"position":1},"title":"Blog 192 > Slingers, Angles &#038; Angry Lolis","author":"xjaymanx","date":"March 8, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Triela | Gunslinger Girls - Il Teatrino | Enlarge Oh man, my left eye is feeling much better, but I'm still feeling a bit worn down {sigh}. If you've been following my daily updates below, you know what I mean. And fast-forwarding with Daylight Saving Time doesn't help, lol. But\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Angry Mimi&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Angry Mimi","link":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/category\/otaku-news\/angry-mimi-otaku-news\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2264,"url":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/04\/13\/blog-197-taro-aso-tsubasa-toledo\/","url_meta":{"origin":2509,"position":2},"title":"Blog 197 > Taro Aso, Tsubasa &#038; Toledo","author":"xjaymanx","date":"April 13, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Sakura | Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle | Enlarge Wallpaper Greetings, my Tantalizing Toyboxers! Another mega-week, another mega-post, lol. This week, our blade-blazing broadcast slashes at action-packed Japanese Prime Ministers, alluring otaku bloggers, appealing anime dramas, attractive martial-arts fighters, and amusing birthday antics! Okay, maybe just one Prime Minister, haha. Did I\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Blogs&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Blogs","link":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/category\/computers\/blogs\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4120,"url":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2009\/08\/10\/blog-214-traps-treks-to-new-worlds\/","url_meta":{"origin":2509,"position":3},"title":"Blog 214 > Traps &#038; Treks to New Worlds","author":"xjaymanx","date":"August 10, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Maria+Holic (2009) | Enlarge 2300px Traps! Treks! Seks! Oops, I meant sex. But you get the idea, lol. Welcome, my Trapped Toyboxers, to a strange new mega-cast of unleashed-and-untamed lady bloggers, deviously lady-like high-school boys, perfectly-convincing adult-rated lady-boys, fantastically-futuristic interstellar trekkers, and frighteningly-fantastic warp-speed starships! 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Welcome to yet another deliciously disturbing\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Autumn&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Autumn","link":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/category\/random\/autumn\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2509"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2509"}],"version-history":[{"count":126,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2645,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2509\/revisions\/2645"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}