{"id":17,"date":"2005-07-11T02:09:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-11T09:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xjaymanx.com\/wordpress\/?p=20"},"modified":"2005-07-11T02:09:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-11T09:09:00","slug":"the-morning-fck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2005\/07\/11\/the-morning-fck\/","title":{"rendered":"remix 013 ~ the morning f*ck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>inspired by my day :: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/xjaymanx\/51046.html\"><b>original post<\/b><\/a><br \/>\nno original image :: rare :: mod<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>the morning f*ck<\/p>\n<p>+ awake +<\/p>\n<p>+ did i forget to set the f*ckin alarm clock? +<br \/>\n+ did the freakin power go out? +<br \/>\n+ is there enough milk? +<br \/>\n+ am i late for work? +<br \/>\n+ is it pouring? +<\/p>\n<p>+ nah +<\/p>\n<p>+ just her delicate hands +<br \/>\n+ and her purring +<br \/>\n+ demands +<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>inspired by my day :: original post no original image :: rare :: mod the morning f*ck + awake + + did i forget to set the f*ckin alarm clock? + + did the freakin power go out? + + is there enough milk? + + am i late for work? + + is it &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/2005\/07\/11\/the-morning-fck\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-remix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xjaymanx.com\/toyboxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}